Author Topic: You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.  (Read 2153 times)

Offline Scienceman123

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You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.
« on: April 20, 2008, 07:06:26 PM »
Excepting Alice.

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Re: You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2008, 10:49:58 AM »
There's a Mel's diner 2 blocks from my apartment

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Re: You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2008, 11:15:43 PM »
There's an Eagle Diner here. It's name is deceptive as well.
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Re: You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2008, 07:54:03 AM »
Double T diner beat out all of your inferior diners.

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Re: You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2008, 08:03:11 AM »

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Re: You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2008, 08:12:02 AM »
Double T diner beat out all of your inferior diners.

no...no...no...it's all about the Melrose Diner, in Chicago.  <3
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Re: You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2008, 09:47:42 AM »
hmph...no one got my reference


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Re: You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2008, 11:12:56 AM »
reference eh?

J: My pardon; did I break thy concentration?
Continue! Ah, but now thy tongue is still.
Allow me then to offer a response.
Describe Marcellus Wallace to me, pray.

B: What?

J: What country dost thou hail from?

B: What?

J: How passing strange, for I have traveled far,
And never have I heard tell of this What.
What language speak they in the land of What?

B: What?

J: The Queen's own English, base knave, dost thou speak it?

B: Aye!

J: Then hearken to my words and answer them!
Describe to me Marsellus Wallace!

B: What?

**JULES presses his knife to BRETT's throat**

J: Speak 'What' again! Thou cur, cry 'What' again!
I dare thee utter 'What' again but once!
I dare thee twice and spit upon thy name!
Now, paint for me a portraiture in words,
If thou hast any in thy head but 'What',
Of Marsellus Wallace!

B: He is dark.

J: Aye, and what more?

B: His head is shaven bald.

J: Has he the semblance of a harlot?

B: What?

**JULES strikes and BRETT cries out**

J: Has he the semblance of a harlot?

B: Nay!

J: Then why didst thou attempt to bed him thus?

B: I did not!

J: Aye, thou didst! O, aye, thou didst!
Thou hoped to rape him like a chattel whore,
And sooth, Lord Wallace is displeased to bed
With anyone but she to whom he wed.

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Re: You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2008, 11:19:10 AM »
hmph...no one got my reference



I got it.  I'm old.