PLA HAIKUs

[handl3r]

Everyone knows that the PLA loves poetry, especially PoertryCritical. But tonight on IRC we somehow got into writing haikus. Here are some of them:
[19:32] <@handler> I enjoy haikus
[19:32] <@handler> they entertain me a lot
[19:33] <@handler> i just wrote one now

[19:34] <@Chartreus> Windows NT crashed.
[19:34] <@Chartreus> I am the Blue Screen of Death.
[19:34] <@Chartreus> No one hears your screams.

[19:34] <@Roguerz> i am the model
[19:34] <@Roguerz> of the american man
[19:34] <@Roguerz> grunt and scratch my balls

[19:34] <@Chartreus> Having been erased,
[19:34] <@Chartreus> The document you're seeking
[19:34] <@Chartreus> Must now be retyped.

[19:35] <@handler> hacking the planet
[19:35] <@handler> screen projecting on my face
[19:35] <@handler> they're trashing our rights

[19:37] <@Roguerz> turn on pbs
[19:37] <@Roguerz> i love you and you love me
[19:37] <@Roguerz> purple dinosaur

[19:37] <@handler> never gunna give you up
[19:37] <@handler> never gunna let you down
[19:38] <@handler> ha ha ha rick roll

[19:38] <@Roguerz> that wasn't a haiku

[19:39] <@handler> gunna is one word
[19:39] <@handler> but it has two syllables
[19:40] <@handler> so i fucked it up

[19:42] <@Roguerz> i bid nine million
[19:42] <@Roguerz> on the cactus collection
[19:42] <@Roguerz> morning!  what's your bid?

[19:43] <@Chartreus> handler writing haiku,
[19:43] <@Chartreus> on Internet Relay Chat,
[19:43] <@Chartreus> Do you enjoy it?

[19:44] <@Roguerz> cigarettes and beer
[19:44] <@Roguerz> clueless of cellayer phones
[19:44] <@Roguerz> sucks to be dino

[19:45] <@handler> This is mildrid
[19:45] <@handler> i have a new roof for you
[19:45] <@handler> shotgun in heiney

[19:46] <@Roguerz> have you christmas bows?
[19:46] <@Roguerz> you're not a customer yet.
[19:46] <@Roguerz> don't want to know you.

[19:46] <@Roguerz> hmmmm...let me try that.
[19:46] <@Roguerz> i have a t-mobile phone
[19:47] <@Roguerz> maybe it will work

[19:47] <@handler> call a prayer line
[19:47] <@handler> ask for blessings for arby
[19:47] <@handler> and the cactus too

[tully]

<+Tully> walmart you suck
<+Tully> we hijack your phones
<+Tully> rbcp goes to jail

[rogueclown]

i post here too much
because it brings some humour
to my humdrum life

[RushPwnsX]

I love those!


Rush is the bestist
Rush uberpwns all other bands
Not gay like lil' wayne

You cursed at me
I don't appreciate that
Ima sew your *ss

I am good at this
If you do not think so either
Then you die as well

I do not think so
But that is my opinion
So go f*ck yourself

I don't like you
You change colors too often, dude.
No, I do not stupid! 

Going overboard?
I don't think so, but you do?
No I'm lying

Not that that is bad
I just thought that I would tell you
You are retarded

I don't care
I don't conform as you do
Ironic aint it?

I do not like slang
I just had to improvise slang
I understand you

I never had a post
That was this big, vertically
Whatever, stupid idiot

Wow, real mature dude.
"Whatever, I do what I want"
Eat my shotgun, NOW

Now that I am dead
I can see you down below me
You are all alone;

While I am at peace
You are suffering on the Earth
While I am at peace

Only 1-3(?) of them have to do with the PLA?
Here are some relevant ones...

I, Mildred Monday
Don't know no Mildred Monday
Say that five times fast

Dear rbcp,
Sometimes the poo just won't drop
Should I be worried?

Dear rbcp,
Sometimes I get really thirsty
Should I be worried?

Dear rbcp,
Can you spy on the president
And kill him for me?

Dear rbcp,
How do you spell scence, scense, sence, sense?
Thanks for your time dawg.

[jx]

Spanish person please
Don't speak a word of English
Don't understand word

In my underwear
Am the true lord of the dance
Ants in my pants too

[Magus]

I like sex and sex
Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Like sex I do like

[handl3r]

[13:13] <@LordNod> Many new faces
[13:13] <@LordNod> All of them are lame as fuck
[13:13] <@LordNod> Registration stop

[VIPPER]

i dont do lots of joke's,
about period's consider
how often it happen's

[rogueclown]

the wrong syllables
much-misused punctuation
worst haiku ever