...in response to all that about "don't call the police and mess with them"
I was trawling over the online phone books for numbers listed with a first time... and made the attached prank call.
A few hours later when I really wasn't in my phreaking mood and dealing with the brutal reality of life in the UK Ghetto I got a call back from a Desk Sergeant who was none too happy about my antics. Which just goes to show you... something.