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OMG BIGFOOT!
« on: August 17, 2008, 06:50:34 AM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/gHj8bWN0ZKw&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/gHj8bWN0ZKw&rel=1</a>
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Re: OMG BIGFOOT!
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2008, 03:40:00 PM »
It's all a huge hoax.  They called a press conference to show their undeniable proof and all they did was talk about it and plug their website and say proof would be there soon.  I also read that this guy has "found bigfoot" in the past too, but nothing ever came of it.  He's just screwing with us.

I don't see how a bigfoot could exist.  A 7' - 10' creature that apparently lives in woods all over the country can't elude us for this long.

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Re: OMG BIGFOOT!
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2008, 06:18:03 AM »
That's sad. I was looking forward to us enslaving them and then having them revolt and kill us all.
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Re: OMG BIGFOOT!
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2008, 08:16:52 AM »
All we have to do to get that done is create a virus to wipe out the cats and dogs. Then people will get apes as pets, then teach them servant shit. Then they'll revolt and kill us all and ride horses and get their damn dirty ape paws all over everything.
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Re: OMG BIGFOOT!
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2008, 05:15:14 PM »

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Re: OMG BIGFOOT!
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2008, 05:20:05 PM »
Doesn't anybody else find in strange that they found BIGFOOT shortly after some other guy found a REAL-LIFE ALIEN? Or are we just hitting the cryptozoology jackpot?

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Re: OMG BIGFOOT!
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2008, 07:40:04 AM »
All we have to do to get that done is create a virus to wipe out the cats and dogs. Then people will get apes as pets, then teach them servant shit. Then they'll revolt and kill us all and ride horses and get their damn dirty ape paws all over everything.

I'm going to miss Patches and Franky though. They're good dogs. When can we start work on the virus?
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Re: OMG BIGFOOT!
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2008, 12:29:56 PM »
You might try the Asians, I think they're working on the first ever truly killer ap for birds since carrier pigeons went obsolete, some kind of flu or something I think.

On the plus side, there'll be statues of the lost pets everywhere. Or maybe that was just the cats, I haven't seen that one in a while. There was at least one statue of at least one cat anyway.
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Re: OMG BIGFOOT!
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2008, 05:36:44 PM »
From here.

ATLANTA (AP) — Turns out Bigfoot was just a rubber suit. Two researchers on a quest to prove the existence of Bigfoot say that the carcass encased in a block of ice — handed over to them for an undisclosed sum by two men who claimed to have found it — was slowly thawed out, and discovered to be a rubber gorilla outfit.

The revelation comes just days after a much ballyhooed news conference was held in California to proclaim that the remains of the creature were found in the North Georgia mountains was the legendary man-ape.

Steve Kulls, executive director of squatchdetective.com and host of Squatchdetective Radio, says in a posting on a Web site run by Bigfoot researcher Tom Biscardi that as the "evidence" was thawed, the claim began to unravel as a giant hoax.

First, the hair sample was burned and "melted into a ball uncharacteristic of hair," Kulls said in the posting.

The thawing process was sped up and the exposed head was found to be "unusually hollow in one small section." An hour of thawing later and the feet were exposed — and they were found to be made of rubber.

Matt Whitton, an officer who has been on medical leave from the Clayton County Police Department, and Rick Dyer, a former Georgia corrections officer, announced the find in early July on YouTube videos and a Web site.

"Everyone who has talked down to us is going to eat their words," Whitton said at the time.

Phone calls to Whitton and Dyer went unreturned on Tuesday. But the voicemail recording for their Bigfoot Tip Line — which proclaims they search for leprechauns and the Loch Ness monster — has been updated and announcing they're also in search of "big cats and dinosaurs. If you see any of those, give us a call."

On Tuesday, Clayton County Police Chief Jeff Turner said he has not spoken to Whitton but processed paperwork to fire him.

"Once he perpetrated a fraud, that goes into his credibility and integrity," Turner said. "He has violated the duty of a police officer."


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Re: OMG BIGFOOT!
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2008, 06:09:01 PM »
Who didn't see THAT coming?

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Re: OMG BIGFOOT!
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2008, 08:49:10 PM »
What I really like his how according to the article they KEPT going after the 'hair' curled up and melted like OMFG what is that stuff called oh yeah PLASTIC and the 'head' turned out to be HOLLOW (I dunno, a mask?). I'd be pretty pissed off I've I'd ever paid taxes to support retarded cops like this or their bullshit hoax autopsy.
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Re: OMG BIGFOOT!
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2008, 02:06:48 AM »
They were paid for this? I ignored this thing a lot. Seen it pop up at other forums and idiots talking about the discovery of the mystery item. I'd seen pictures of it just being a costume, made me laugh. Laughing even harder, but only on the inside, now that I know people paid money for the frozen suit.

Fuck. Here I am struggling to pay rent and some idiot hits up another idiot with a frozen costume and makes some serious cash off of it. Worst part is the "buyer beware" rule would apply here and more than likely won't need to give money back at all.

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Re: OMG BIGFOOT!
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2008, 02:18:27 AM »
They were paid for this? I ignored this thing a lot. Seen it pop up at other forums and idiots talking about the discovery of the mystery item. I'd seen pictures of it just being a costume, made me laugh. Laughing even harder, but only on the inside, now that I know people paid money for the frozen suit.

Fuck. Here I am struggling to pay rent and some idiot hits up another idiot with a frozen costume and makes some serious cash off of it. Worst part is the "buyer beware" rule would apply here and more than likely won't need to give money back at all.

Yea, this will be the next "mystery" unearthed on Discovery and History channel...

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