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Offline Nod

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Re: Should I Tap My Spouse's Phone?
« Reply #30 on: November 05, 2007, 08:12:15 AM »
You should tell them they have to give you your soul back or ten more bucks 'cause they only paid the leasing price.
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Re: Should I Tap My Spouse's Phone?
« Reply #31 on: November 05, 2007, 09:45:58 AM »
I leased my soul to a guy in Cleveland a while back and it gains interest all the time!
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Re: Should I Tap My Spouse's Phone?
« Reply #32 on: November 05, 2007, 10:47:11 AM »
Quote from: Tachyon on November 05, 2007, 09:45:58 AM
I leased my soul to a guy in Cleveland a while back and it gains interest all the time!

They say the heart of Rock 'n' Roll is in Cleveland.
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Re: Should I Tap My Spouse's Phone?
« Reply #33 on: November 05, 2007, 01:57:48 PM »
He only moved there after he was done with Dallas.
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Re: Should I Tap My Spouse's Phone?
« Reply #34 on: October 30, 2008, 11:49:53 AM »
I'm posting in this year-old thread to bring you the following lulz:

Email from some phonelosers.org visitor: MY FUTURE WIFE WANTS MY PHONE BILL AND I NEED A PHONE NUMBER TAKEN OFF THE RECORDS CAN YOU HELP

Reply from me: You should use Whiteout to mark it off the bill.  She'll never know, tee hee!

It's pretty bad that he's apparently cheating on his FUTURE wife.  Hopefully he replies to me.
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Re: Should I Tap My Spouse's Phone?
« Reply #35 on: October 30, 2008, 12:02:40 PM »
Quote from: LordNod on November 05, 2007, 10:47:11 AM
Quote from: Tachyon on November 05, 2007, 09:45:58 AM
I leased my soul to a guy in Cleveland a while back and it gains interest all the time!

They say the heart of Rock 'n' Roll is in Cleveland.

Trust me its not.... Just a stupid over priced museum where you can see janis joplins car and kurt kobains shotgun
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Re: Should I Tap My Spouse's Phone?
« Reply #36 on: October 30, 2008, 03:30:30 PM »
Quote from: rbcp on October 30, 2008, 11:49:53 AM
I'm posting in this year-old thread to bring you the following lulz:

Email from some phonelosers.org visitor: MY FUTURE WIFE WANTS MY PHONE BILL AND I NEED A PHONE NUMBER TAKEN OFF THE RECORDS CAN YOU HELP

Reply from me: You should use Whiteout to mark it off the bill.  She'll never know, tee hee!

It's pretty bad that he's apparently cheating on his FUTURE wife.  Hopefully he replies to me.

You should have agreed to help him, then asked for his phone number. Of course the next thing to do would be to call his future wife pretending to be his gay lover. That'd probably make things interesting enough so that when she does find out he's been cheating on her, at least she'd be a bit relieved to find out it was with another woman.
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Re: Should I Tap My Spouse's Phone?
« Reply #37 on: November 20, 2008, 07:27:45 PM »
you should tap your spouses ass, n' eat's it.
« Last Edit: November 20, 2008, 07:54:50 PM by murd0c »
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Re: Should I Tap My Spouse's Phone?
« Reply #38 on: November 20, 2008, 08:29:26 PM »
Quote from: Magus on October 30, 2008, 03:30:30 PM
Quote from: rbcp on October 30, 2008, 11:49:53 AM
I'm posting in this year-old thread to bring you the following lulz:

Email from some phonelosers.org visitor: MY FUTURE WIFE WANTS MY PHONE BILL AND I NEED A PHONE NUMBER TAKEN OFF THE RECORDS CAN YOU HELP

Reply from me: You should use Whiteout to mark it off the bill.  She'll never know, tee hee!

It's pretty bad that he's apparently cheating on his FUTURE wife.  Hopefully he replies to me.

at least she'd be a bit relieved to find out it was with another woman.

Is that really true? I'm sure at least some women would be relieved on some level to know they lost out to a man and not another chick. Another woman is competition, there's no competing with the cock.
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Re: Should I Tap My Spouse's Phone?
« Reply #39 on: November 21, 2008, 06:59:54 AM »
Quote from: Tachyon on November 20, 2008, 08:29:26 PM
Another woman is competition, there's no competing with the cock.

YEAH only with Free Software!! lawl???
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