New Walmart Opening in my area

[Tenorclefninja]

Our first Walmart for the area is opening soon. I would like to welcome them to the area, maybe by a wide array of food delivered to the store.
Anyway, below the big "Walmart" sign there is a giant blank illuminated white sign/space, I was thinking about writing "The End is Near" or something like that there.
Any ideas for either the white space or a 'welcome to town' present.

[Magus]

You should take a picture so we know what the heck we have to work with.

[MIB]

Anyway, below the big "Walmart" sign there is a giant blank illuminated white sign/space, I was thinking about writing "The End is Near" or something like that there.
Any ideas for either the white space or a 'welcome to town' present.

See the Sign Hacker thread and the Sign Hacker website for some ideas.

MIB

[Kaymon]

Store openings are always overstaffed, and they always put a load of 'em out the door once the dust settles. Get a job there for a few days during the chaos, learn the layout, and set a few things up you can take advantage of later.

[Tenorclefninja]

You should take a picture so we know what the heck we have to work with.

Picture is coming, my digital camera is being a bitch.

Store openings are always overstaffed, and they always put a load of 'em out the door once the dust settles. Get a job there for a few days during the chaos, learn the layout, and set a few things up you can take advantage of later.

That's a great idea. My only concern would be that past employees would be the first people that they would suspect. But you are right, what better way to get inside information.

[MIB]

Print the bingo card below and make hundreds a copies and give them to customers at the door.