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Offline Zell

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I found something amazing in my laundry today.
« on: December 07, 2008, 07:54:05 PM »
So I do my laundry in an apartment complex.  The machines are public; everyone does their laundry in the same place.  Well, I washed my clothes and went out for a long time.  I came back to find a note on my washer saying, "I put your clothes in the dryer.  Hope you don't mind."  So I'm like "Hey, cool, I saved $1.25."  I come back an hour later and fold all of my laundry.

I find a jacket that's not mine.  It was blue, kinda thick, and low quality. Then, a logo caught my eye:

"Wal-Mart Tire and Lube express."

At first, I was going to be a good samaritan and bring it back to the local Wal-Mart.  But then I listened to PLA Radio Episode #21.

Not only will no employee question me while on the phone, but I can mess with customers and try to see if I can get "fired" by "my" manager.

Fun will ensue.
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Re: I found something amazing in my laundry today.
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2008, 08:56:17 PM »
Hang out by the women's fitting rooms with a bottle of 10w40 and offer patrons free vaginal lubrication.
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Re: I found something amazing in my laundry today.
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2008, 10:09:57 AM »
Quote from: SpaceBison on December 07, 2008, 08:56:17 PM
Hang out by the women's fitting rooms with a bottle of 10w40 and offer patrons free vaginal lubrication.

That idea is incredibly dumb.

What you should do instead is "report into work" and then go to the cars that are being worked on, and fart in the seat. They will never be able to wash out that shame.
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Re: I found something amazing in my laundry today.
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2008, 11:59:50 AM »
Maybe you should just give the shirt back considering he did pay to dry your laundry.
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Re: I found something amazing in my laundry today.
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2008, 04:17:20 PM »
Quote from: Magus on December 09, 2008, 11:59:50 AM
Maybe you should just give the shirt back considering he did pay to dry your laundry.
Agreed.
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Re: I found something amazing in my laundry today.
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2008, 04:26:29 PM »
Quote from: Alberta on December 09, 2008, 04:17:20 PM
Quote from: Magus on December 09, 2008, 11:59:50 AM
Maybe you should just give the shirt back considering he did pay to dry your laundry.
Agreed.

Thrice agreed. However finding a sucker later on is highly advised and taking their jacket is A.O.K.
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Re: I found something amazing in my laundry today.
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2008, 04:41:04 PM »
I recall someone from one of the HOPE talks discussing how he got a hold of golf shirts that had various telecommunication companies on them. Apparently he has a whole stack of shirts that have the Qwest, Verizon, AT&T, etc logos on them.

I wonder how far you could get with those?
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Re: I found something amazing in my laundry today.
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2008, 04:53:48 PM »
Quote from: Magus on December 09, 2008, 11:59:50 AM
Maybe you should just give the shirt back considering he did pay to dry your laundry.
It's probably not his since he likely only put his clothes in the dryer in order to free up the washing machine.
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