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QVC's Testomonial Line
« on: January 01, 2009, 11:07:22 AM »
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Re: QVC's Testomonial Line
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2009, 11:23:09 AM »
Anybody play with this yet?
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Re: QVC's Testomonial Line
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2009, 12:45:36 PM »
You have to buy something first.

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Re: QVC's Testomonial Line
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2009, 11:42:33 PM »
Alright, give me a Pepsi Free.
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Re: QVC's Testomonial Line
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2009, 05:35:28 AM »
You want a Pepsi, you're gonna have to pay for it, pal.

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Re: QVC's Testomonial Line
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2009, 08:41:14 PM »
How about something without a lot of caffeine in it?
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Re: QVC's Testomonial Line
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2009, 08:59:49 PM »
How about something without a lot of caffeine in it?

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Re: QVC's Testomonial Line
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2009, 08:49:23 AM »
AAAAGH PARADOX!!!
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Re: QVC's Testomonial Line
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2009, 10:20:08 AM »
Urns good praise.

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Re: QVC's Testomonial Line
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2009, 11:09:37 AM »
I called the other day when they where advertising the acer aspire notebooks.I was having some trouble activating my windows account because i didn't have the internet yet and i wasn't about to pay full price for a product key. so i called the qvc number  and they transferred me to the testimonial line and i started asking them about the processors clocking speed and stuff  the operator didn't know what i was talking about so i asked her if there was a certificate of authenticity on the bottom she said whats that and i described it to her, i said i just  wanted to make sure that the software wasn't a pirated copy from china or something so she gladly obliged and gave it to me. HA!