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Offline rbcp

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Richard Cardo target practice
« on: June 20, 2009, 12:30:34 PM »
Ever since Richard Cardo made his frightening threats against me earlier this year, threatening to come all the way to Oregon to "talk" with me and my kids, I've been preparing for his arrival with Target practice.  I'm sure he's going to be here any day, right after he finishes suing me and finalizing his book deal with Penguin Classics.  Here are some pictures from target practice this morning.




If you're worried about Richard Cardo coming to visit your family, you should print out some Cardo targets of your own.  Click here to download a full page, printable sheet.

« Last Edit: June 21, 2009, 10:34:26 AM by rbcp »
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Re: Richard Cardo target practice
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2009, 12:42:41 PM »
Does this mean I ruined everyone else's fun by shooting him first? I'm sorry.
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Re: Richard Cardo target practice
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2009, 01:19:08 PM »
Yeah, but what kind of damage are you going to do with that shitty .22?
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Re: Richard Cardo target practice
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2009, 01:54:40 PM »
Quote from: murd0c on June 20, 2009, 01:19:08 PM
Yeah, but what kind of damage are you going to do with that shitty .22?
I agree; the bullets would just bounce off of his big fat ass.
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Re: Richard Cardo target practice
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2009, 08:17:17 PM »
You guys fail. Just like any final Boss Richard Cardo has a weak point you have to hit four or five times before he dies.

PROTIP: You have to shoot him in the nipples.
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