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Re: I want 2 gallons of chocolate milk for $4
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2009, 12:30:41 AM »
More like you want to microwave your daughters urine in the microwave because you have to pass a drug test right?
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Re: I want 2 gallons of chocolate milk for $4
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2009, 06:39:23 AM »
Gotta warm it up they check the temperature of it ya know.

The problem was that I was distracted by a pretty redhead with a balcony you could do Shakespeare from
and I lost all track of time and the urine boiled over the rim of the cup and into the microwave causing quite a stink.

I got to the place and everything turned out okay, I passed and got the job, but I felt bad about what happened and had to call and tell them about the events that happened earlier.

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Re: I want 2 gallons of chocolate milk for $4
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2009, 11:11:59 PM »
You're a dick.
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Re: I want 2 gallons of chocolate milk for $4
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2009, 06:03:37 AM »
I'm a greek.

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Re: I want 2 gallons of chocolate milk for $4
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2009, 05:13:41 PM »
You're a geek.

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Re: I want 2 gallons of chocolate milk for $4
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2009, 06:47:05 PM »
I am a greek geek.