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Progress Quest
« on: December 11, 2009, 12:23:38 AM »
Progress Quest is an awesome role-playing game that has all the fun of character-building from similar games, without the inconvenience of actually having to play it. Come join my Enchanted Motorcycle Fighter/Organist on this amazing and simple-to-play game for crazy cactus adventures.

http://progressquest.com/

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"I bought a cactus and it died a week later... I was really depressed, I thought, 'Damn, I am less nurturing than a desert.'" -Demetri Martin

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Re: Progress Quest
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2009, 03:05:22 AM »
I'm a Talking Pony Robot Monk.
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Re: Progress Quest
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2009, 07:13:53 AM »
Enchanted Motorcycle Puma Rider? AWESOME!

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Re: Progress Quest
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2009, 09:17:16 AM »
I like your ideas, sir, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Now I just need to find something to do while my computer game plays itself.

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Re: Progress Quest
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2009, 05:44:52 PM »
Now I just need to find something to do while my computer game plays itself.
You're asposedto watch it and imagine you're are actually playing the game.
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Re: Progress Quest
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2009, 12:34:06 PM »
Think you missed the point. It was, um, a joke.

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Re: Progress Quest
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2009, 01:03:20 PM »
You know Matt, you could always enjoy the fine music found at http://mattgsx.tittybarjones.com/ while your game plays its self.
I HATE the bridge.
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Re: Progress Quest
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2009, 02:12:37 PM »
Ew. Who the hell actually listens to any of the music I record for anything other than the humor of "OMG it's so bad I cried!"?

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Re: Progress Quest
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2009, 01:36:22 AM »
Me and your mom. And that lady who's not your mom.
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Re: Progress Quest
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2009, 09:03:35 PM »
7 years later and I still do that at open mic nights every now and then. I will re-record eventually, since I'm pretty sure I'm done with puberty.

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Re: Progress Quest
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2010, 01:17:34 PM »
inb4 WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAIR IN THESE STRANGE PLACES?
I HATE the bridge.
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