Let's send PLA books to needy Christian schools

[rbcp]

I just created this post on phonelosers.org that encourages people to donate money to PLA that will be used to send copies of the PLA book to needy Christian schools.  I'm making this thread so that we can discuss different places to send PLA books.  If nobody makes any suggestions, I'll just be mailing them to random Christian schools around the country.  Maybe we can think of some other places to send books, like maybe orphanages or homeless shelters.

Also, I need to send a generic letter out to all these places so they know why they're receiving a PLA book.  I'd appreciate any help putting together a nice letter for people.  Just post your ideas for one in here.

If you'd like to donate to this important cause, send as much as you can to rbcp@phonelosers.org.  It will cost me approximately $9.00 to send out each book.  Donations will be tracked on http://www.phonelosers.org/book/donations/

[SpaceBison]

What really needs to be done is for the book to be stocked in local public libraries, preferably in the section where the baby books are shelved so all the misguided middle school youths trying to check out the tits and vag of some fat pregger in a blurry black and white photo can bask in the glory of the PLA. I wish I had ordered a second copy. 

[macadamiaman]

Bob Jones University.

[MIB]

Send some to a few hospitals, prisons, or even the White House. It will probably make the news if you can have the folks at NASA send some copies to the International Space Station.

MIB

[Cyclopath]

Why just Christian schools? Have something against public education?

[rbcp]

I've taken forever to do this,but Rappy emailed me an outline for a letter which motivated me to get started on it.  I added a lot to it, stealing some quotes from random youth ministries web sites


http://www.phonelosers.org/images/2011/youth_ministries_donation_letter.jpg

Maybe this weekend I'll get around to finally sending out some books, along with this letter, to some Christian schools.  I've gotten enough donations to send out 6 or 7 books.  Maybe more.  I'm surprised people have actually sent money for this and I'm hoping the youth pastors will at least read it once before burning it with other satanic materials.

I'm still open to suggestions for the text of the letter if anyone has any ideas for other things to add to it.  Or if you think I should change anything around.

[nyphonejacks]

the only problem with this idea is not getting to see the results of it... what they actually do with the book...

perhaps the contact information should lead somewhere where if they did attempt to contact you - we could find out some different reactions...

like a google voice number that might just be set up on do not disturb to act as a VMB.. and perhaps a PO box or something for written correspondence ?

[rbcp]

The phone number and email address on there both go to Rappy McRapperson.  I'm sure he'll let us know if anything crazy happens.  I'm happy just knowing that a few random religious people are going to be really confused.  And I probably won't send out more than 10 books in the end because I doubt people are going to keep donating to this.  It's sort of funny, but it's nothing but a waste of money since these religious people probably aren't going to be into PLA and they're not going to be fooled into stocking their church library with a PLA book.  I'm really surprised anyone donated to this at all.

[markov]

J Praises.... hahah

[blu3b0y]

I'll probably donate again but I really want to see if you get any interesting responses.