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Offline zs

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Random Calls
« on: September 23, 2006, 10:51:59 PM »
Alright so

the first 5 was taco bells so anyway
I would pretended to be don the magic juan the pimp, telling girls " Wheres my money bitch ? "
anyway after finding a good one we get to talking for about 5 mins and afterwards shes all into it, telling me that shes sweet like a lollipop looking foward to seeing me up there to take her money.  when i asked to speak to her manager she said she chopped her up and put her in the taco meat, so i hang up on her telling her ill pimp someone else.

the next 5 was chinese food places where I would call up with mortal kombat wavs ready, I would be Lui Kang or GunG Lao and perform fatalities, or ask for lassie fried rice or if jackie chan was there.

the next few was dairy queens , where i would talk to there managers and ask them if i could get a sundae with extra sprinkles and rat meat.

after that we pretty much did alot of Mcdonalds places where I would tell them i'm opening up a goodburger across the street , and ill give them 14$ an hour for manager position.


we have our own personal ventrilo for pranks if you want it msg me ill be happy to give you the information especially if you want to match us prank for prank.


« Last Edit: September 23, 2006, 11:10:03 PM by zs »

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Re: Random Calls
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2006, 04:58:22 AM »
My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself. first post.

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Re: Random Calls
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2006, 04:59:15 AM »
TITS OR GTFO.

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Re: Random Calls
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2006, 06:50:24 AM »
Man, those are some totally canned awful call ideas.

I think you need to upgrade your IQ. Try listening to classical music.
Or listen to PLA radio. Brad knows how it's done.