Stupid box plans that don't fucking work anymore.

[Phriendly]

 Emergency vehicles in many cities are now using devices called OptoComs.
OptoComs are a system of sensors on traffic lights that detect a pattern
of flashes from vehicle-mounted strobe lights.

  This flash pattern varies from city to city depending on the manufacturer
of the equipment used.  Often the sensors are installed only at major
intersections.  Nevertheless, the Chrome Box, which simulates these strobe
patterns can often be used to give your car the same priority as an
ambulance, paramedic van, firetruck or police car.

  Because of the varying patterns on different systems this phile will
outline a general procedure for making the Chrome Box.

Decoding Flash Patterns:

 First, you need to observe an emergency vehicle in action.  You can wait
until you encounter one by chance, running out to see when you hear a siren,
or when you pull over in your car to let one pass by. You might wait
near a fire station for the next emergency to occur.  Or, if you are very
impatient, you can summon one by calling in a false alarm (not recommended in
areas with limited services - that could divert attention from a real
emergency).  If the OptoComs in your area are the kind with a pattern of single
flashes at a steady rhythm, you have merely to buy a strobe light at Radio Shack
& adjust the flash rate until you can induce a traffic light to change.

 If the flash pattern is more complex, you can videotape the emergency vehicle &
then play back the tape in single-frame mode, counting the number of frames
between each flash. Each video frame is 1/30 of a second, using this you can
calculate the time between flashes in the pattern.  Another way is to count the
number of flashes (or flash-groups) in one minute and use that to compute the
rate. Counting video frames will give you a good idea of the spacing of the
flashes in a complex pattern.  For really accurate information, call the fire
station & ask them, or write to the manufacturer for a service manual, which
will include a schematic diagram that you can use to build one. A good cover
story for this is that you are a consultant & one of your clients asked you to
evaluate Optocom systems, or you could pose as a free-lance journalist writing
an article.

Modifying the Strobe Light:

 You may not have to modify the strobe at all. But if you need a faster
flash rate than your strobe allows, open it up & find the large capacitor
inside. Capacitors are marked in microfarads, abbreviated as mf,mfd or ufd.
By replacing the capacitor with one of the same voltage-rating (usually
250 volts or more) and a SMALLER value in microfarads, you can increase the
flash rate. Halving the microfarads doubles the rate.
 The other component that can be changed is the potentiometer (the speed
control device with the knob on it). Using a smaller value (measured in
ohms or Kilohms, abbrevaited with the greek letter 'omega' or the letter K)
will speed up the strobe. There may also be a resistor (small cylinder with
several colored stripes on it, and wires coming out of each end). Replacing
this resistor with one of smaller value will also speed up the strobe.

 To generate a complex pattern, you will either have to design and build a
triggering circuit using IC chips, or rig up a mechanical device with a
multiple-contact rotary switch and a motor.  It HAS been done.

 To modify the strobe for mobile operation the simplest thing is to get a
110-volt inverter that will run off of a car battery by plugging into the
cigarette lighter & run the strobe from that.  Or, you can figure out (or find
in a hobby electronics magazine) a strobe circuit that will run from batteries.
Battery-powered strobes may also be availble, either assembled or as kits.

Stealth Technology:

 Most light sensors and photocells are more sensitive in the infrared area of
the light spectrum. Infrared (IR) is invisible to the human eye. Putting an
infrared filter over the strobe light may allow the Chrome Box to operate in
traffic undetected by police or other observers. IR filters can be obtained from
military surplus sniperscope illuminators, or from optical supply houses like
Dow-Corning or Edmunds Scientific Co.

Using the Chrome Box:

 Mounted on your car, the Chrome Box can guarantee you green lights at major
intersections in cities that have OptoComs. Handheld Chrome Boxes may be used to
create gridlock by interfering with the normal flow of traffic.  If you have
access to a window overlooking a traffic light, you can play pranks by switching
the signals at inappropriate moments, or you can plug the strobe into an exposed
outlet at a laundromat or gas station.

[Phriendly]

   THE PURPOSE OF A SCARLET BOX IS TO CREATE A VERY BAD CONECTION, IT CAN BE
USED TO CRASH A BBS OR JUST MAKE LIFE MISERABLE FOR THOSE YOU SEEK TO AVENGE.
 
 
MATERIALS: 2 ALIGATOR CLIPS, 3 INCH WIRE, OR A RESISTER
 
(PLAN WIRE WILL CREATE GREATEST AMOUNT OF STATIC)
 
(RESISTER WILL DECREASE THE AMOUNT OF STATIC IN PORPORTION TO THE RESISTER YOU
ARE USEING)
 
 
STEP (1): FIND THE PHONE BOX AT YOUR VICTIMS HOUSE, AND POP THE COVER OFF.
 
STEP (2): FIND THE TWO PRONGS THAT THE PHONE LINE YOU WISH TO BOX ARE CONNECTED
TOO.
 
STEP (3): HOOK YOUR ALIGATOR CLIPS TO YOUR (WIRE/RESISTER).
 
STEP (4): FIND THE LOWER MIDDLE PRONG AND TAKE OFF ALL WIRES CONNECTED TO IT, I
THINK THIS DISABLES THE GOUND AND CALL WAITING AND SHIT LIKE THAT.
 
STEP (5): NOW TAKE ONE OF THE ALIGATOR CLIPS AND ATTACH IT TO THE UPPER MOST
PRONG, AND TAKE THE OTHER AND ATTACH IT TO THE LOWER MIDDLE PRONG.
 
STEP (6): NOW PUT THE COVER BACK ON THE BOX AND TAKE OFF!!
 
 
 
 
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   **                    **
   **                    **
 
 
(**)= PRONGS
 **
 
(/) = (WIRE/RESISTER)@   ########     /
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   **                    **
   **                    **
 
 
(**)= PRONGS
 **
 
(/) = (WIRE/RESISTER)
 
(##)= SOME PHONE BULLSHIT

[Phriendly]

A BLACK BOX LETS A PERSON CALL YOU AND THEY DON'T GET CHARGED FOR IT. THIS IS
GREAT FOR CALLS THAT DON'T GO PAST A HALF AN HOUR. AFTER A HALF AN HOUR, THE
PHONE COMPANY GETS SUSPICIOUS, AND THEN YOU CAN GUESS WHAT HAPPENS!

WHAT THIS BOX DOES IS KEEP THE LINE VOLTAGE FROM DROPPING BELOW 10 VOLTS WHEN
YOU ANSWER YOUR PHONE. THE LINE IS INSTEAD KEPT AT 36 VOLTS, AND SO THE PHONE
STILL THINKS IT IS RINGING WHILE YOU ARE TALKING. THE REASON THAT YOU SHOULD
KEEP YOUR CALLS UNDER A HALF AN HOUR IS BECAUSE THE PHONE COMPANY WILL THINK
THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR LINE, AND THEN THEY WILL INVESTIGATE.

ALL PARTS ARE AVAILABLE AT RADIO SHACK. THE MOST THAT THIS BOX WILL COST YOU
IS $2.00 AT THE MOST. THERE ARE TWO SCHEMATICS FOR THIS BOX, ONE IS FOR
NORMAL PHONES, AND THE OTHER IS FOR PHONES THAT DON'T WORK WITH THE FIRST.

## SCHEMATIC 1 FOR MOST PHONES ##
##        LED ON: BOX ON       ##

FROM >-------------------GREEN-> TO
LINE >--!   1.8K LED  !---RED--> PHONE
        !--/\/\/\--!>-!
        !             !
        ------>/<------
              SPST


PARTS:    1  1.8K 1/2 WATT RESISTOR
          1  1.5V LED
          1  SPST SWITCH

YOU MAY JUST HAVE TWO WIRES WHICH YOU CONNECT TOGETHER FOR THE SWITCH.

## SCHEMATIC 2 FOR ALL PHONES ##
##       LED ON: BOX OFF      ##

FROM >----------------GREEN-> TO
LINE >--------      ---RED--> PHONE
             !  LED !
          -->/<--!>--
          !         !
          ---/\/\/---
              1.8K

PARTS: 1  1.8K 1/2 WATT RESISTOR
       1  1.5V LED
       1  DPST SWITCH

HERE IS THE PC BOARD THAT IS RECOMMENDED USING. IT IS EASY AND NEAT TO HOOK
UP.

 SCHEMATIC #1            SCHEMATIC #2
**************         ****************
*            *         *  ----------  *
* --<LED>--  *         *  !        !  *
* !       !  *         *  !   SWITCH> *
* RESISTOR!  *         *  !   !     ! *
*        !   *         *  !   !     / *
* --------!  *         *  !   !     \ *
* !       !  *         *  !   <LED>!/ *
* --SWITCH-  *         *  !        !\ *
*  !      !  *         *  !        !/ *
*  !      !  *  P   L  *  !        !! *
*RED-    -RED*>>H>>>I>>*RED-       -RED
*----GREEN----->O>>>N>>-------GREEN--->
*            *  N   E  *              *
**************  E      ****************

ONCE YOU HAVE HOOKED UP ALL THE PARTS, YOU MUST FIGURE OUT WHAT SET OF WIRES
GOTO THE LINE AND WHICH GOTO THE PHONE. THIS IS BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT THE
LEDS MUST BE PUT IN, IN A CERTAIN DIRECTION. DEPENDING ON WHICH WAY YOU PUT
THE LED IS WHAT CONTROLS WHAT WIRES FOR THE PHONE AND THE LINE.

HOOK UP THE BOX IN ONE DIRECTION USING ONE SET OF WIRES FOR LINE AND THE
OTHER FOR PHONE.

* NOTE *  FOR SCHEMATIC #1, THE SWITCH SHOULD BE OFF.

* NOTE *  FOR SCHEMATIC #2, THE SWITCH SHOULD BE SET TO THE SIDE CONNECTING
THE LED.

ONCE YOU HAVE HOOKED IT UP, THEN PICK UP THE PHONE AND SEE IF THE LED IS ON.
IF IT IS, THE LED WILL BE LIT. IF IT ISN'T THEN SWITCH THE WIRES AND TRY
AGAIN. ONCE YOU KNOW WHICH ARE WHICH THEN LABEL THEM. NOW LABEL THE SWITCH IN
ITS CURRENT POSITION AS BOX ON.

NOW, WHEN THE BOX IS ON, YOU CAN ONLY RECIEVE CALLS. THE PHONE WILL RING LIKE
NORMAL, AND THE LED WILL FLICKER ON AND OFF. WHEN YOU PICK UP THE PHONE THE
LED WILL STAY ON, AND YOU MAY TALK TO THE PERSON, EXCEPT THE PERSON WILL NOT
BE CHARGED FOR THE CALL. WHEN YOU ARE DONE WITH THE CALL, HANG UP THE PHONE
AND TURN THE SWITCH TO THE OFF POSITION. IF IT IS ON, YOU WILL NOT GET A DIAL
TONE, AND YOU CAN NOT CALL OUT. ALSO, YOU WOULDN'T WANT IT ON IF MA BELL
CALLED!

[Phriendly]

THIS BOX IS RELATED TO THE BEIGE BOX, EXCEPT THIS IS A PORTABLE UNIT. IT IS
GREAT FOR MAKING FREE PHONE CALLS AND TAPPING A NEAR BY HOUSE'S LINE. IT'S
EASY TO MAKE, SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT (LIKE THE BLUE BOX!).

MATERIALS NEEDED:

2 ALLIGATOR CLIPS
1 PIECE PHONE OR NORMAL PHONE (ONE PIECE IS EASIER).
1 SOLDERING IRON
SOME SOLDER

CUT THE WIRE THAT CONNECTS THE PHONE TO THE WALL. INSIDE THERE SHOULD BE
COLORED WIRES: YELLOW, RED, GREEN, AND BLACK. IF THE WIRES AREN'T COLORED, NO
NEED TO GET HYPER, THE TWO IN THE MIDDLE ARE RED AND GREEN. THOSE ARE THE TWO
YOU NEED. MAKE SURE TO KEEP ABOUT 1-2 FEET OF THIS WIRE CONNECTED TO THE
PHONE UNLESS YOU WANT TO USE TXE OTHER WIRES LISTED ABOVE. NOW SOLDER ONE
ALLIGATOR CLIP TO THE GREEN WIRE, AND ONE TO THE RED. GO TO A NEAR BY HOUSE
AND LOCATE THE LITTLE GRAY BOX. IT'S SIMPLE TO FIND, LOOK BY THE GAS METER.
IT SHOULD HAVE THE BELL LOGO ON IT. TO OPEN IT, PUT YOUR HAND UNDERNEATH IT
AND PUSH UPWARDS. YOU SHOULD MAKE CONTACT WITH THE BOTTOM EDGE OF IT. NOW IT
SHOULD COME OFF NICE AND EASY. LOOK INSIDE AND YOU WILL SEE FIVE SCREWS IN
THIS PATTERN:

             *     *
                *

             *     *

THE SCREW IN THE MIDDLE AND THE TWO ON THE LEFT DO NOTHING (YOU MAY WANT TO
CHECK THE TWO ON THE LEFT, AS SOME PEOPLE HAVE A SECOND LINE HOOKED UP TO
THESE TWO). ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS WORRY ABOUT THE TWO ON THE RIGHT. THE ONE
IN THE TOP RIGHT-HAND CORNER IS THE GREEN, AND THE ONE IN THE BOTTOM
RIGHT-HAND CORNER IS THE RED. CLIP AND ALLIGATOR CLIP TO THE RESPONDING
TERMINALS (RED TO RED AND GREEN TO GREEN). YOU SHOULD GET A DIAL TONE. IF YOU
DON'T, SWITCH THE ALLIGATOR CLIPS AROUND. IF YOU STILL DON'T GET A DIAL TONE
(OR SOMEONES CONVERSATION!), THE LINE IS DISCONNECTED OR THE PHONE IS OFF THE
HOOK.

TO USE THE BUD BOX, JUST MAKE YOUR CALL, OR LISTEN TO THE LINE AND SCREW
AROUND. THE BILL WILL BE CHARGED TO THE PEOPLE WHOS LINE YOU ARE USING.


SCARLET BOX
=---------=

THE PURPOSE OF THE SCARLET BOX IS TO CREATE A VERY BAD CONNECTION. IT CAN BE
USED TO CRASH A BBS, OR TO MAKE LIFE MISERABLE FOR THOSE YOU AVENGE.

MATERIALS:

2 ALLIGATOR CLIPS
3 INCH WIRE OR A RESISTOR

1. FIND THE PHONE BOX AT YOUR VICTIM'S HOUSE, AND POP THE COVER OFF.

2. FIND THE TWO PRONGS THAT THE PHONE LINE YOU WISH TO "STATICIZE" ARE
CONNECTED TO.

3. HOOK THE ALIGATOR CLIPS TO YOUR RESISTOR/WIRE.

4. FIND THE LOWER MIDDLE PRONG AND TAKE OFF ALL WIRES CONNECTED TO IT.

5. NOW TAKE ONE OF THE ALLIGATOR CLIPS AND ATTACH IT TO THE UPPER MOST PRONG,
AND TAKE THE OTHER AND ATTACH IT TO THE LOWER MIDDLE PRONG.

6. NOW PUT THE COVER BACK ON THE BOX, AND RUN LIKE HELL (OR TO HELL IF YOU
WANT)!

HERE IS WHAT THE PHONE BOX SHOULD LOOK LIKE AFTER YOU ARE THROUGH:

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            ##              ##
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##
## =PRONGS

/ =RESISTOR

[Phriendly]

YOU WILL NEED THE FOLLOWING MATERIALS: (2) 10K OHM AND (3) 1.4K OHM RESISTORS,
(2) 2N3904 TRANSISTORS, (2) PHOTOCELLS, (2) RED LEDS, A BOX THAT WILL NOT LET
LIGHT IN, AND RED AND GREEN WIRE.

LIGHT FROM THE #1 LED MUST SHINE DIRECTLY ON THE PHOTOCELL #1. HERE IS THE
SCHEMATIC FOR THE GOLD BOX:

            1
       :-PHOTOCELL--:
       :            :
       :            :BASE
       :    1     TTTTT
       :  +LED-   TRANSISTOR
       :          TTTTT
       :           : :
       :  -I(--    : :COLLECTOR
   RED1--<     >:--: :-------:-----GREEN2
          -I(-- :            ----------:
                :                      :
           2    :-/+/+/-/+/+/-/+/+/-/+/+/
          LED     10K    10K   1.4K 1.4K
                    RESISTORS

               2
          -PHOTOCELL-----------------
          :                         :
          :BASE                     :
        TTTTT                       :
        TRANSISTOR                  :
        TTTTT                       :
         : :EMITTER                 :
   GREEN1- --------------------------RED2
        :   :
        /+/+/
         1.4K

THE 1.4K RESISTOR IS VARIABLE AND IF THE SECOND PART OF THE GOLD BOX IS
SKIPPED IT WILL STILL WORK, BUT WHEN SOMEONE PICKS UP THE PHONE THEY WILL HEAR
A FAINT DIAL TONE IN THE BACKGROUND AND MIGHT REPORT IT TO THE FONE CO. 1.4K
WILL GIVE YOU GOOD RECEPTION WITH LITTLE RISK OF A BELL AGENT AT YOUR DOOR.

NOW THAT YOU HAVE BUILT THE GOLD BOX, TAKE TWO GREEN WIRES OF THE SAME LENGTH,
AND STRIP THE ENDS. TWIST TWO ENDS TOGETHER AND CONNECT THEM TO GREEN1 AND
PLACE A PIECE OF TAPE ON IT WITH LINE #1 RIDING ON IT. CONTINUE THE PROCESS
WITH THE RED1, ONLY USE RED WIRE. REPEAT WITH GREEN2 AND RED2, BUT CONNECT
IT TO LINE #2.

TO INSTALL YOUR NEW FOUND FRIEND, YOU WILL NEED TO FIND TWO PHONE LINES THAT
ARE CLOSE TOGETHER. LABEL ONE OF THE PHONE LINES LINE #1. CUT THE PHONE LINES
AND TAKE OUT THE OUTER COUTING OFF IT. THERE SHOULD BE 4 WIRES. CUT THE YELLOW
AND BLACK WIRES OFF AND STRIP THE RED AND GREEN WIRES FOR BOTH FONE LINES.

LINE #1 SHOULD BE IN TWO PIECES. TAKE THE GREEN WIRE OFF ONE END AND CONNECT
IT TO THE ONE ONE THE GOLD BOX. TAKE THE OTHER HALF OF LINE #1 AND HOOK THE
FREE GREEN WIRE TO THE GREEN WIRE ON THE FONE LINE. REPEAT THE PROCESS WITH
RED1 AND THE OTHER LINE.

ALL YOU NEED TO DO NOW IS GO HOME AND PHONE THE HOUSE YOU PUT THE GOLD BOX ON.
YOU SHOULD GET A DIAL TONE! YOU HAVE SEIZED THEIR LINE FROM A REMOTE LOCATION.
IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR BELL TO TRACE YOU. THEY WILL TRACE THE PEOPLE WHO'S FONE
YOU ARE USING!

[Phriendly]

YOU WILL NEED THE FOLLOWING MATERIALS:

(1) BLUE WIRE ABOUT 1 FOOT
(1) GRAY WIRE ABOUT 1 FOOT
(1) BROWN WIRE ABOUT 1 FOOT
(1) SPDT SWITCH (SMALLER THE BETTER)
(1) STANDARD BELL FONE (YUCK!)
(1) SOLDERING IRON AND SOLDER
(1) FLAT TIP SCREWDRIVER

HERE IS WHAT TO DO...

1 - TAKE THE CASING OFF YOUR PHONE BY LOOSENING THE TWO SCREWS UNDER IT. DON'T
REMOVE THEM FULLY.

2 - LOOSEN THE SCREWS ON THE SIDE OF THE TOUCH TONE KEYPAD. CAREFULLY REMOVE
THE TOUCH TONE PAD FROM THE MOUNTING BRACKET.

3 - YOU WILL NOTICE A PLASTIC COVER ON THE PAD. SEPERATE THE TWO HALVES AND
GET THEM OUT OF YOUR WAY, BUT DON'T DESTROY THEM, YOU WILL NEED THEM LATER.

4 - NOW LOOK AT THE TOP OF THE PAD SO THE 123 ROW IS FACING AWAY AND THE *0#
ROW IS TOWARD YOU. TURN OVER THE KEYPAD. YOU SHOULD SEE A MASS OF WIRES, GOLD
PLATED CONTACTS, DISCRETE COMPONENTS, AND TWO LARGE DOUGHNUT SHAPED BLACK
THINGIES. THESE ARE THE COILS THAT MAKE THE TOUCH TONE FREQUENCIES. ALL YOU
ARE GOING TO DO IS CONNECT WIRES THAT MA BELL "FORGOT" TO DO. (HEH HEH).

5 - LOOK AT THE COIL ON THE LEFT (WITH FIVE SOLDER CONTACTS FACING YOU, RATHER
THEN BEING PERPENDICULAR TO YOU). COUNT OVER 4 CONTACTS FROM THE LEFT (OR TWO
CONTACTS FROM THE RIGHT) AND SOLDER THE GRAY WIRE TO THE FOURTH POST ON THE
LEFT.

6 - SOLDER THE OTHER END OF THE GRAY WIRE TO THE LEFT POLE OF THE SPDT SWITCH.

7 - TAKE A LOOK AT THE BOTTOM EDGE OF THE PAD. YOU SHOULD SEE A ROW OF THREE
GOLD PLATED CONTACTS. LOOK AT THE ONE ON THE LEF4AND GENTLY SEPDRATE THE TWO
TOUAHINE CNNNECTORS ADD STTHEM APART.

8 - SOLDER THE BROWN WIRE TO THE TOP CONTACT, AND SOLDER IT TO THE RIGHT POLE
OF THE SPDT SWITCH.

9 - NOW TAKE THE BLUE WIRE AND SOLDER IT TO THE BOTTOM CONTACT. SOLDER THE
OTHER END OF THIS WIRE TO THE CENTER POLE OF THE SPDT SWITCH.

10 - NOW PUT THE PHONE BACK TOGETHER, TIGHTENING THE SCREWS THAT YOU LOOSENED.

NOW (FINALLY) WHEN YOU HAVE THE SWITCH IN THE ON POSITION YOU WILL HAVE A
NORMAL FONE, AND WHEN YOU HAVE IT IN THE OFF POSITION, THE 3, 6, 9, AND # KEYS
, WHICH ARE NOW A, B, C, AND D KEYS, WILL PRODUCE THE SILVER BOX TONES

[Phriendly]

 
MATERIALS YOU WILL NEED:

(1) SPDT SWITCH
(1) BLUE WIRE
(1) SOLDERING IRON

THIS IS AN EASY BOX. THIS MAKES A FAKE CALL FORWARDING SERVICE WITHOUT PAYING
FOR IT.

1 - TAKE YOUR FONE APART.

2 - LOOK FOR THE RED WIRE LEADING FROM THE CIRCUIT BOARD.


3 - SOLDER THE BLUE WIRE TO THE CENTER POLE OF THE SPDT SWITCH.

4 - NOW CONNECT THE SWITCH (WITH THE WIRE) TO THE RED WIRE (AFTER YOU HAVE
SPLICED IT!).

NOW WHEN YOU HAVE THE SWITCH IN THE ON POSITION AND YOU ARE TALKING TO SOMEONE
BUT YOU ARE EXPECTING AN IMPORTANT CALL, YOU CAN STILL TALK BECAUSE IF YOU
GET A CALL WHILE YOU ARE TALKING, THE LINE WILL GO FUZZY. FLICK THE SWITCH AND
YOU CAN TALK TO THE OTHER PERSON, BUT YOU WILL HANG UP ON THE OTHER PERSON.

OH WELL, LIFE IS A BITCH!

[murd0c]

Hi guys, just for the record most of these stupid copy and pasted from TOTSE ASCII files haven't worked since the turn of the last decade.

[ApprenticePhreak]

I think most of us would of picked up on that these were all old, outed, while musing articles when people read the line about crashing a BBS. But some times  I like to thumb through old articles and some what miss the days that have long passed. Good read for the history books I suppose.

[markov]

stupid boxes

[murd0c]

I think most of us would of picked up on that these were all old, outed, while musing articles when people read the line about crashing a BBS. But some times  I like to thumb through old articles and some what miss the days that have long passed. Good read for the history books I suppose.

Thank god the internet has repository for these files: http://www.textfiles.com

Not nine separate threads that I have to merge.

[Nod]

This is all time that murd0c could be using to look at "hot twink porn." You should rape his children and move all his posts to the trash bin tbh

[rbcp]

Ahhh, the days of ASCII schematics that used to line up great in DOS edit, but not in much else.