Halloween Pranks

[MIB]

I know Halloween is a few weeks off but it’s time to come up with pranks to pull. Here’s something to do to the trick-or-treaters

-When the kids come for the candy, Tell them they need to by it.. $1 for candy bars 90 cents for M&M’s lollipops 5 for a dollar.

-Give them some PLA stickers.

- When they knock, tell them to wait, then go back to do whatever you were doing.

-Have a bible handy and start preaching. After a long sermon (maybe about a half hour) give them candy. Get Anton LeVey’s Satanic Bible for this one.

- Read them the ingredients and amount of calories and other stuff on the nutrition label.

-Hand them a folder with a bunch of scrap paper and say, “the chicken flies at midnight.” Then close the door.

-When you answer the door, yell off to the side as if you’re talking to someone else, “Drop the electronics and get the jewelry there’s people at the door.”

-When they come, spend the next 15 minutes reading the most boring book you can think. Intro to Physics or your DVD player instruction manual might work.

-Give then the number for the voice bridge.

-Read them some issues of the PLA ‘zine or the PLA book.

-Make them take off their shoes before they come on your porch. When they protest, tell them you’re afraid of terrorists.

Add your own.

MIB

[rbcp]

If I lived in an area that got lots of trick-or-treaters, I would hand out a "cactus?" button to every single kid.

Would also be funny to set up a candy booth on a sidewalk and attempt to sell candy to kids for $2.00, knowing that everyone would think you're insane for doing that on free candy night.

Fart spray on the porch.  Dammit, now I want to move to a normal neighborhood, just so I can spray fart spray on the porch. 

[Cyclopath]

Yeah, I know this is an old thread and Halloween's over, but what I usually do on Halloween is wear I pirate hat and one of my high school t-shirts. The significance of this is that I live in an area serviced by my high school's biggest rival school, and it drives any teenagers that come to my door bananas. When they comment on my attire, I tell them I have Pirate Pride and wouldn't send a dog to their school, which drives them even more bananas. Then I tell them that everybody at their school are drama queens and have attitude problems (which isn't a lie), which drives them even more bananas. See, the majority of the student population at the other school are full of themselves, and they think they're better than we are, and that their shit doesn't stink, so it's always funny to get under their skin. In fact, this desire to screw with them was responsible for most of my school spirit in high school.