Basically, I tried to convince a telemarketer that I called people in this country:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_UnterzoegersdorfIt goes on for about 15 minutes, but I essentially get the telemarketer, his supervisor, and his supervisor's supervisor (or whatever he is) involved and all confused. They tried to deny the country doesn't exist and I ended up going into a story about how my mother smuggled me out.
Download:
http://afreak.ca/share/comwave_soviet.mp3I have been meaning to post this for a while but being busy and all that.