I want to build a drunk room 3D art

[MIB]

When I become a millionaire (the lottery commission hasn't drawn all 6 numbers yet ). I'm going to build a house. One of the rooms will be a drunk room. This is the room where anyone who passes out from too much hooch gets stowed away in.

Remember folks Phonelosers don't let Phonelosers hack TNI boxes drive drunk.

The original idea is to put ceiling fixtures on the floor and bolt furniture to the ceiling. My plan is to have a 3-d artist draw a hole in the floor like in the picture below. Maybe I'll go all the way and have him draw a 3-d mural on the wall with an outdoor theme and even some wall studs to make it look like the room isn't finished. I'll even have some 3-d  art on the ceiling to depict some electrical wires arcing.

I'll have a camera (a real one not a drawn one) to get the reactions from the drunk when he thinks the room is trashed. There's a lot of potential for fun with 3-d art.

[rbcp]

It's a great idea.  Make sure you PUSH them into the room so they think you're pushing them into the alligator pit.

The only problem I see with this is that if you're not looking at 3D art from the correct angle, it can be hard to tell what it is.

[ravenmaddox]

You could have a hallway leading to a bathroom an exit, somewhere your guests (drunkards) will eventually have to go and paint the hallway like a pit with maybe a thin "safe" path down the side or middle. That way you can guarantee they look at the art from the correct angle.

[rbcp]

Bars and clubs need to do this to their restrooms.

[Mister Skin]

Perhaps they should get some bullet resistant glass and line the floor with it (I'm thinking like at least 2 or 3 inches that can withstand some serious weight as well as .308 rounds fired downwards for posterity) and have a giant LCD monitor the size of the restroom floor underneath. Buff the glass to make it scratch resistant and to prevent boot scuffs. With the flick of a switch, the bartender or designated torturer can activate the floor monitor to display vortices, footage of falling from an airplane straight down, zombies grabbing at your feet, or maybe even a saltwater marsh with crocodile heads popping out...

Mount hidden Dolby THX-grade speakers in the ceilings to make the people inside think they are having auditory hallucinations. Maybe a sound studio in an adjoining room with mixing board and microphones to really pump some heavy shit in there when they are trying to handle their business. If you don't make them run out in fear with their pants around their ankles, you either aren't doing something right or they weren't drunk enough.