May this day be marked that RBCP bequeathed his dead father's garden hose to a random unknown man he called.
Don't know what 'bequeathed' means? Neither did I! Don't call me a hobo, or do.. but here is the definition anyways:
bequeath
/bɪˈkwiːð/
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verb
leave (property) to a person or other beneficiary by a will.
"he bequeathed his art collection to the town"
