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~~CELL PHONES LOWER SPERM COUNT~~
« on: October 24, 2006, 06:38:57 AM »
OMG WTF?!  Phones may be hazardous to your health!  It may already be too late!  Fight the addiction!!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,224401,00.html

"Cell phones are not the only modern conveniences suspected of influencing sperm counts. At least one study has suggested that wearing disposable diapers as a baby can influence adult fertility, and another proposed a link between laptop use and sperm quality."
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Re: ~~CELL PHONES LOWER SPERM COUNT~~
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2006, 06:43:53 AM »
OMG WTF?!  Phones may be hazardous to your health!  It may already be too late!  Fight the addiction!!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,224401,00.html

"Cell phones are not the only modern conveniences suspected of influencing sperm counts. At least one study has suggested that wearing disposable diapers as a baby can influence adult fertility, and another proposed a link between laptop use and sperm quality."

If I need to worry about things like that I will also need to stop smoking and that ain't gonna happen, so fuck it, life has been made to be finished I'd prefer to finish it comfortable. 
Anyways that's true microwawes are some dangerous sons of a bitches

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Re: ~~CELL PHONES LOWER SPERM COUNT~~
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2006, 08:04:01 AM »
Does this mean if I talk on the cell phone a lot, I don't need to ever buy condoms again?  This rules!

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« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2006, 12:53:59 AM »
but don't expect to have children ever again

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Re: ~~CELL PHONES LOWER SPERM COUNT~~
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2006, 05:48:32 AM »
RBCP is proof, he spawned a talking elevator!

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« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2006, 06:07:54 AM »
hahaha!!! like that man on "The Man Show" touching himself and the dressing booth, did you see that one?

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Re: ~~CELL PHONES LOWER SPERM COUNT~~
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2006, 07:35:39 PM »
Does this mean if I talk on the cell phone a lot, I don't need to ever buy condoms again?  This rules!

Just remember Brad, cell phones still do NOT prevent STDs.  :-*

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Re: ~~CELL PHONES LOWER SPERM COUNT~~
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2006, 08:58:51 PM »
I bet this is just a way for a certain industry to gain money. Next, we're gonna hear how buying special phones will only work.

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Re: ~~CELL PHONES LOWER SPERM COUNT~~
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2006, 02:57:56 AM »
Oh god, I just thought of something horrible.

I "diet" cell phone tha tmakes you lose weight due to radiation. Talk the pounds away! Side effects are phreakers setting up illigal VM accounts on your service and extra limbs in the shape of a catus.  :-X