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Fanmail @ Women
« on: February 05, 2007, 04:10:31 PM »
I accidentally logged into my fluffy_phreak account a few days ago and found a bunch of sweet messages. I found them all pretty lulzy. Fluffy_phreak, if  you remember her, was my attempt to get swangdaddy22 to drop his pants docs. I was wondering if any other PLAdies had similar stories? Or Guys, I guess, I'm sure Brad gets his share of love mail.

FB, not suprisingly, quickly asked me to marry him. Swangdaddy, whose myspace said he was engaged (isn't FB married, too?), was eager to meet me. His first PM was "I was just wondering if thats a real pic. of you?  ...  Well get ahold of me!!" He was offended when I didn't respond to one of his messages immediately.

My favorite was an email one 'Tom Ellis' sent:

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"I go to that site time to time for a good laugh, Every time i am there i see
ur posts,I guess by accident,,, i started visting there right after u
joined....it's was just a coincidince, the timing, but i noticed you because
u are so drop dead sexy, i am from the midwest so there will never be a
chance of us meeting i just wanted to tell u your far hotter than any lady
around here....makes me want to move!!! u ever get bored, email me and i
will get back asap! me=33yrs..6ft blonde.. 170lbs and adoring u,,,,I hope ur
not some dude who just posted that pic on ur account!!that would be
f-up....anyway, 2 Irishmen walked out of a bar,,,,,,,HEY, It could have
happened!!     T"

Gangals, raptor and neep also sent me messages describing what they wanted to do to me with a phone...as a group. I deleted those messages very quickly though.
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Re: Fanmail @ Women
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2007, 04:16:09 PM »
Frog, this has to be the funniest thing you have done yet.  If only i had thought of it.

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Re: Fanmail @ Women
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2007, 04:32:02 PM »
aw man, I am so not hot enough for fanmail.  But I got this great one from a guy named "frog" yesterday:

To:  jammzie@----.com
Subject: New Personal Message: Re: (No subject)
From: "PLA Forums"
Date: Sat, 03 Feb 2007 18:15:22 +0000
   
You have just been sent a personal message by frog on PLA Forums.

IMPORTANT: Remember, this is just a notification. Please do not reply
to this email.

The message they sent you was:

do u hav aim i wan 2 talk w/ u

hehehehehe.

But seriously, I think frog is just being friendly or wanting to chat about music.  I am awesome at being the approachable "friend" chick. Maybe I should start using fluffy's avatar ;)

Edit: I have changed up my profile a bit.  Maybe I will have more luck in the future!   :D
« Last Edit: February 05, 2007, 04:48:16 PM by jammie »
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Re: Fanmail @ Women
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2007, 04:59:15 PM »
btw FB, that was one of the default icons for the forums (under "pretty faces")

not sure why brad even added that category....
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Re: Fanmail @ Women
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2007, 05:06:13 PM »
I didn't know you were a woman until this very second. I'm so oblivious.
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Re: Fanmail @ Women
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2007, 05:15:15 PM »
What!@!? Frog is a woman?!2/? or are you talking about someone else? So confused.

I think we need some way to differentiate between man and woman. Or else, as Raptor would, some 'chick' might suddenly ask if you wanted to insert your male usb into his male usb. Oh, I screwed it up. Raptor I think you should say it.
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Re: Fanmail @ Women
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2007, 06:00:56 PM »
There's an option to display gender on posts.  I should do that but replace it with male/female USB jacks!
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Re: Fanmail @ Women
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2007, 06:39:11 PM »
Quote from: jammie on February 05, 2007, 04:32:02 PM
But I got this great one from a guy named "frog" yesterday

Sorry Jammie, I want Murdoc.

Quote from: murd0c on February 05, 2007, 05:06:13 PM
I didn't know you were a woman until this very second. I'm so oblivious.

I want you.

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Telcogal, Altalp, myself

You too.

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You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. Take her away!
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Re: Fanmail @ Women
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2007, 06:47:29 PM »
Polyphonic Audio Equipment Brands are Gay!

It's usually pretty easy to tell by the name, and avatar,

maybe male and female RJ11 jacks?
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Re: Fanmail @ Women
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2007, 06:48:02 PM »
You can add me and my boyfriend on myspace, Frog. Rawr.

http://myspace.com/murd0c
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Re: Fanmail @ Women
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2007, 07:02:05 PM »
Quote from: murd0c on February 05, 2007, 06:48:02 PM
You can add me and my boyfriend on myspace, Frog. Rawr.

http://myspace.com/murd0c

Wait, your boyfriend?
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Re: Fanmail @ Women
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2007, 07:14:54 PM »
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Or else, as Raptor would [say], some 'chick' might suddenly ask if you wanted to insert your male usb into his male usb.

I got it, I got it!! Okay "....ask if you wanted to insert your headphone's plug into his rear audio-in plug."

OR, he asks if you'd like to use one of these:


And if Raptor can do any better, then he is perfectly able to write one in the space below
« Last Edit: February 05, 2007, 07:22:44 PM by M-26-7 »
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Re: Fanmail @ Women
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2007, 07:17:27 PM »
Quote from: M-26-7 on February 05, 2007, 07:14:54 PM
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Or else, as Raptor would [say], some 'chick' might suddenly ask if you wanted to insert your male usb into his male usb.

I got it, I got it!! Okay "....ask if you wanted to insert your headphone's plug into his rear audio-in plug."

tisk tisk, you've got It all wrong...  :(
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Re: Fanmail @ Women
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