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My first anonymous question!
« on: March 17, 2007, 07:56:17 AM »
I was recently PMed the following:

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Dear jammie,

What sorts of fun things could i do with someone's SSN, Birthdate, and Name?

So I was chatting with frog, and he said:
frog: You could apply for that persons birth certificate.  And then with that and SSN, you can get whatever you want in their name. Go out of state and get a new state ID, they won't have your photo on record.

I also heard you can sign up for a cell phone using a person's SSN, but it's likely you'll get caught.  Either way, I don't think either of those suggestions sound FUN at all.  What would be REALLY fun:

  • SSN: Play the lotto!  Just think of all the fun stuff you could do if you won a million dollars!
  • Birthdate: Throw them a birthday party!  It is a great excuse to invite a bunch of chicks to your hourse to possible score with!  And you also get brownie points with the guys!  You could also send them an anonymous birthday card... it sounds like so much fun to watch the person go NUTS trying to figure out who sent them a greeting.  ???
  • Name: A game I've always enjoyed... finding out how many words you can come up with using the person's name.  For example, my name is "jammie." From that, I can find the words: MAMIE, AMIE, IMAM, MAIM, MIME, AIM, AMI, JAM, MAE, MEM, MIM, AM, EM, MA, ME, MI...

    Okay I cheated and used http://scrabble.funplace.com/helper/index.cfm, but it was all for the sake of saving time.

And that should keep you busy a while!  Maybe some other forum members will have other suggestions, but I bet they won't be as FUN as mine! :)

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Re: My first anonymous question!
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2007, 10:12:54 AM »
ssn? new car

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Re: My first anonymous question!
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2007, 07:13:36 PM »
Free medical care!  Hospitals don't ask for ID.

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Re: My first anonymous question!
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2007, 08:44:42 AM »
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Isn't that the guy that runs the muslim mosque?
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Re: My first anonymous question!
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2007, 09:51:35 AM »
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Isn't that the guy that runs the muslim mosque?

i·mam –noun Islam.
1. the officiating priest of a mosque. 
2. the title for a Muslim religious leader or chief. 
3. one of a succession of seven or twelve religious leaders, believed to be divinely inspired, of the Shiites. 

So, yes.  jammie is just my secret terrorist codename.

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Re: My first anonymous question!
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2007, 11:47:33 AM »
I KNEW IT! I'm calling Homeland Security and sending them to your house! How dissapointed are they going to be when they find a white woman? (I don't think women can be imams. The can however be rabbis now.)
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