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Offline PHISH-PHREAK

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Funniest Scammer Letter Ever.
« on: April 17, 2007, 01:24:08 PM »
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From Miss Love Dikko.
Please i want you to reply me through this my private email (love_dikko04@yahoo.co.jp  ) for security reasons.
 
Dear,

First I must solicit for your confidence and approval considering the fact that we don't know each other before.
 
My name is Love Dikko, I am the only Daughter of late Chief D Dikko, who was a politician and hail from Gagnoa Village of Cote d'Ivoire, my parents was attacked by the R D R rebel on their way to Daloa village in
Cote d'Ivoire and sustained injuries and  died three day later.
Before his death, he revealed to me that he deposited with a prime Bank in Cote D'Ivoire the sum of Ten Million Five hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$10.5M).
I am writing to inform you of my desire to invest, and continue my Education in your country.Presently I am staying  in Abidjan till my inheritance has been transferred to any foreign account which I as the next of kin shall provide.
Therefore I want you to help me transfer and invest this money in your country, because my father told me that it is dangerous to invest in Africa due to the market instabilities coupled with economic and political situation in Africa.
I urge you to make a good arrangement for a joint business investment on my behalf in your country.  I  have agreed that 20% of the total amount will be for your effort and another 10% to cover all the expenses that may incure during the business transaction, Last, I urge you to keep this transaction
strictly confidential as no one knows my where about. Please as you
show your willingness, send me your full name, home address ,
Tel/Fax number and a copy of your picture or passport to build a mutal relationship between us.
 
Thanks.

Miss Love Dikko, cracks me up everytime.
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Offline mrpeanut

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Re: Funniest Scammer Letter Ever.
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2007, 03:26:50 PM »
picture... or passport


hey man can I borrow a penny or a hundred dollar bill?
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Re: Funniest Scammer Letter Ever.
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2007, 04:07:51 PM »
I'd mail you a penny, but that would cost 39 Cents. THATS the REAL scam!
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Re: Funniest Scammer Letter Ever.
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2007, 09:04:40 PM »
dude what are you going to put the penny into?

It's 43 cents - 1 cent so 42 cents total.
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Re: Funniest Scammer Letter Ever.
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2007, 06:05:18 AM »
Dear Miss Dikko,

         Your story has touched me.  I do not have a bank account, but if you can get here, I would like to make a film based on your life.  I will record it with my camera phone + put it on the internet... I'm sure they know the PLA in Daloa village.

Cac-tus.
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Re: Funniest Scammer Letter Ever.
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2007, 02:22:20 AM »
I got that one too It's bloody hilarious  ;D
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