Who would you punch?

[mr_doc]

Dear jammie,

If you could punch anybody in the world, repercussion free, who would you hit? I've put a lot of thought into this and there were several candidates.
I would hit the guy in one of the more recent Verizon DSL commercials. It's the one where several people are passing a laptop around like a joint and explaining what they use DSL for. The guy I want to hit is the last one in this commercial. When he gets the laptop he says 'Yo, check it. I always gots the latest beats...' then, instead of passing it on he says 'Chill, You'll get it".
I want to wrap my palm around a roll of quarters and hit him with a right cross that will smash his nose and hopefully be low enough to knock out some of his top teeth before he can post in any more message boards or update his myspace profile. Then I would smear the wigger* blood all over his hoodie and laugh my way home.
But jammie, I digress. Who would you choose?






*technically he might be black

[jammie]

Dear jammie,

If you could punch anybody in the world, repercussion free, who would you hit? I've put a lot of thought into this and there were several candidates.
I would hit the guy in one of the more recent Verizon DSL commercials. It's the one where several people are passing a laptop around like a joint and explaining what they use DSL for. The guy I want to hit is the last one in this commercial. When he gets the laptop he says 'Yo, check it. I always gots the latest beats...' then, instead of passing it on he says 'Chill, You'll get it".
I want to wrap my palm around a roll of quarters and hit him with a right cross that will smash his nose and hopefully be low enough to know out some of his top teeth before he can post in any more message boards or update his myspace profile. Then I would smear the wigger* blood all over his hoodie and laugh my way home.
But jammie, I digress. Who would you choose?

Dear mr_doc,

Wow, that's a toughie.  The first person that came to mind was Jennifer Anniston.  I am so Team Brangelina it's not even funny.  I also hate Courtney Love though for making Kurt Cobain kill himself.  ATM though, I'd totally punch Jennifer Anniston.

Runner up, even though I have no idea who I'd have to punch for this, but I would just love to sock the person who invented these:



I hate them passionately and I think anyone that wears them in public needs to be punched as well.

Love (and anger),
jammie

[Nod]

I'd love to sock that fat woman in those commercials where they hock those CDs that "teach you to use a computer." The one that says "My daughter definately knows how to use a computer better than me. And she's only three." Everytime I hear that I just want to break something. If your three year old daughter can use your computer better than you, then you are retarded. Period, dot, end of conversation. Seriously, her IQ has to be like 40. How hard is it to figure out point and click? I know there's some pretty advanced stuff you can do with a computer but I seriously doubt her daughter is programming operating systems or designing websites in PHP and CGI.

I don't hit women though. So I guess I have to turn this into a question. Jammie, will you punch that woman for me?

[rbcp]

I'd like to line up most of the Wayans brothers and punch them all because they're still making movies.  But that'd probably be a hate crime so I guess I won't.

[jammie]

I'd love to sock that fat woman in those commercials where they hock those CDs that "teach you to use a computer." The one that says "My daughter definately knows how to use a computer better than me. And she's only three." Everytime I hear that I just want to break something. If your three year old daughter can use your computer better than you, then you are retarded. Period, dot, end of conversation. Seriously, her IQ has to be like 40. How hard is it to figure out point and click? I know there's some pretty advanced stuff you can do with a computer but I seriously doubt her daughter is programming operating systems or designing websites in PHP and CGI.

I don't hit women though. So I guess I have to turn this into a question. Jammie, will you punch that woman for me?

I can't!  I only punch people in the fake "no repercussions" world.  I did just finish reading "Vengeance Is Mine, Inc." by Roald Dahl (rbcp recommended the book that it's in) and it actually is this whole story about these guys that punch people out for a price.

I'm too much of a goodie goodie (aka, a pansy) to actually attack anyone.

[nb7899]

I have to say that I would probably punch this guy

(That's a guy in that retarded Panic! at the disco music video.)
He looks like an asshole just looking at him.  He probably thinks that he is soooo cool because he has face paint on.  Well he's not!

[splynt0r]

I don't Know But I would So Punch that Total twat that Invented those fock stupid gonks.

They are the most pointless thing on the planet

[Tachyon]

I had a great idea for a job where I'd be paid to help people quit smoking by standing calmly next to them, then cracking them in the face when they try and light up. I'd be good at it too, I have dedication that way.

Jared Fogle.

[mrpeanut]

I'd fight William Shatner

[kelsokid18]

I'd fight William Shatner

No you may not!