I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE, EVERYONE!

[Raptor]

Maybe you should build her a cake or something.

"Build a cake" as in one with Wires and a detonator that goes under her car.

[Nod]

I think Tachyon means a yellow "cake" uranium bomb. Coincidently, Tachyon is actually where Saddam Hussien actually tried to purchase yellow cake uranium. It was not in Africa as the intelligence first suggested.

[Tachyon]

CURSES, FOILED AGAIN!

[Nod]

Next time you'll be more careful about who you call with your meatphone. Don't you know how easy it is to tap into those calls? All I need is a transistor radio, a spatula, and half a bottle of catsup.

[Klar]

Next time you'll be more careful about who you call with your meatphone. Don't you know how easy it is to tap into those calls? All I need is a transistor radio, a spatula, and half a bottle of catsup.

Pff, I've watched enough MacGyver to know that you need mustard, not catsup!

[Nod]

Uh. you use mustard on the LMeat phone, not the Meatphone.  Everyone knows that. You lose.

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