This should have caused a stink by now...

[mrpeanut]

taking things seriously will always be funny

Situation:

"Hey I heard your mom died. I'm very sorry for your loss"

Jesus fucking christ that's funny!

Racism is funny too !

"Hey black person! Yes you, the black one. We're going to tie you to the back of this truck and drag you around until you fall into a million black pieces. WHAT? oh, why do that? Because you're not white. You're not! Your skin color makes you different and therefore a joke"


In conclusion, the person who wrote the post above mine (they're such a waste of my eyesight that I refuse to look) sucks at being funny. I suck too, but at least  I don't think saying nigger is funny. Be more like me, which is above the level of a 9 year old.

[Nod]

taking things seriously will always be funny

Situation:

"Hey I heard your mom died. I'm very sorry for your loss"

Jesus fucking christ that's funny!

Racism is funny too !

"Hey black person! Yes you, the black one. We're going to tie you to the back of this truck and drag you around until you fall into a million black pieces. WHAT? oh, why do that? Because you're not white. You're not! Your skin color makes you different and therefore a joke"


In conclusion, the person who wrote the post above mine (they're such a waste of my eyesight that I refuse to look) sucks at being funny. I suck too, but at least  I don't think saying nigger is funny. Be more like me, which is above the level of a 9 year old.

And this is why I <3 peanut.

[frog]

Ok, what the fuck, Peanut. Why the hell are you lecturing people about what's funny?

For encouraging someone to be more like [you], which is above the level of a 9 year old, you don't try at all to lead by example. You haven't made a single serious, on-topic, or thought-out post; coupled with your apparent inability to take anything beyond a literal comprehension, I'd say 'nine year old' is a pretty good descriptor of you.

I agree; those dumb niggers have been made fun of enough.

See, a teeny little boy would think that this was a racist joke; someone who watches too much TV and has conditioned responses to certain words and phrases would think this is a racist joke; but others might see it as an oxymoron where 'nigger' has no significance beyond building the contradiction. Like saying, the stupid short kid who always sulks in the corner like a pussy, you guys put him down too much.

O wait, thats a ageist joke cuz he said kid. Not funny. HAY GAIZ THAT JOKES NOT FUNNY!!! HE SAID KID!!!

[Nod]

Eek! And here I was encouraging him. Now I feel bad. Way to lay a guilt trip frog. Now I'm going to be sad all day.

[mrpeanut]

Before right now I had no idea there was someone named frog who posted here. 

I guess he's someone that likes to hurt other people's feelings.

I don't know who you think you are "frog", but some people have feelings.

So "frog", I guess you made your point. I can't take posting on a message board seriously.

Also, how can I interpret something literally? By being defined as literal how can it have an interpretation?

Are you saying I interpret things redundantly? Like I read the sentence "This crayon is red."

I've done some pondering and I believe the person who wrote that sentence was saying that the crayon... was red!

Ok I've run out of gas.

[frog]

Also, how can I interpret something literally? By being defined as literal how can it have an interpretation?

I said you can't take things beyond a literal comprehension. Literal comprehension means no interpreting.

Now if I liked to hurt others' feelings, I would have said something like "Apparently you can't read, either." But because I realize that someone can honestly forget the wording of a post, that to me would be pure asshole. I responded in what I considered a similar tone to the one you took against zewb. So to put it profanely for effect, if you can't take it in the ass, don't give it in the ass.

[Tachyon]

I dunno. Blazing Saddles, Dave Chappelle, and Michael Richards are all funny, despite employing racist humour.

[M-26-7]

In conclusion, the person who wrote the post above mine (they're such a waste of my eyesight that I refuse to look) sucks at being funny.

How does one judge the hilarity of a post without reading it?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH!!! Phoenix Wright!! I love this guy!
Well,  Zewb, all-knowing being, possesing great intellect beyond my own, let me answer your smart-ass little question! By having it read to you! ZING!

[mrpeanut]

dearest you guys,

you guys! I knew it was a crappy argument.. I just got lazy.

I don't have health care. That's why I come off so stupid. I can't get medication for fake illness.

[M-26-7]

A genius damned by god, eh? Am I some kind of Hell-spawn Einstein?

[frog]

A genius damned by god, eh? Am I some kind of Hell-spawn Einstein?

WITTY 14-YEAR-OLDS III: THE FINAL BATTLE.

[BaconStrips]

dearest you guys,

you guys! I knew it was a crappy argument.. I just got lazy.

I don't have health care. That's why I come off so stupid. I can't get medication for fake illness.

I do and I can

[Tachyon]

I take what I do for "medical purposes" if that counts...