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Offline legend813

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Rob a crack dealer today!
« on: June 22, 2006, 07:50:28 PM »
It just feels sooo good and it PISSES them off so friggin' bad when you take their money and gold.

Bonus points if you make them think another hood rat did it, so they kill each other.

Crack is eating this town to the bone, and something has to be done. The police phear going into the area these dudes hang out in. Right down from Brown Street where this dude, the one on the left:



slung crack before he made pro. Yes you heard right... Ryan Pickett sold crack.

Total this take: 100s x 6 50s x 38

Number of slingers rolled to date: 5

« Last Edit: June 23, 2006, 10:33:39 PM by legend813 »

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Re: Rob a crack dealer today!
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2006, 05:02:21 AM »
Who pays for coke with fifty dollar bills? I mean really, its either 20's or 100's or nothing.

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Re: Rob a crack dealer today!
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2006, 05:25:02 AM »
Looks like somebody got a bloody nose while snorting with one of those bills.

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Re: Rob a crack dealer today!
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2006, 05:52:35 AM »
Great story but the money looks fresh out the ATM... our city's crackheads can't get bank accounts!!

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Re: Rob a crack dealer today!
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2006, 07:49:46 AM »
You can tell that holmes' sweat has made half those bills ink run. I mean, if your going to print your own money to pose in an agressive looking picture to give real fuck off vibes to people... Then put some fucking effort into it *rainbowsmiley*

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Re: Rob a crack dealer today!
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2006, 02:22:38 PM »
I believe you.























Actually, no I don't. Sorry.

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Re: Rob a crack dealer today!
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2006, 12:44:41 AM »
you and i both know that money is for my mom.

so hand it over.

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Re: Rob a crack dealer today!
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2006, 07:52:21 PM »
Rob a crack dealer? Nah. Rob a rapper? Yeaaah...

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Re: Rob a crack dealer today!
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2006, 04:03:02 PM »
You forgot to steal his 24k gold grill!