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Offline rbcp

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Mildred's lawn
« on: March 30, 2008, 01:36:50 PM »
I just called Mildred M0nd4y to tell her I was going to asphalt her lawn.  She's lost a lot of her spunk these past 10 years.  Probably because I haven't called her enough.

http://www.phonelosers.org/stuff/mildred_monday_asphalt.mp3

I tried calling a 3rd time but nobody would answer.
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Re: Mildred's lawn
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2008, 01:40:45 PM »
It's really funny how her son still answers the phone exactly the same way and they make the same vague threats of bodily harm.
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Re: Mildred's lawn
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2008, 04:29:55 PM »
asphalting her lawn?  that's not very nice...yelling "get off my parking lot" while shaking a stick at Those Hooligans just doesn't have the same ring to it.
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