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Re: Random quote thread
« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2008, 02:48:40 PM »
Hate is a strong word, so fuck you.

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Re: Random quote thread
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2008, 11:34:43 AM »
"The USA has been as good as gold when it comes to foreign policy" -Condaleeeeeza rice

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Re: Random quote thread
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2008, 04:22:53 PM »
I love George Carlin. He's so smart and funny. Such a rare combination in todays comedians. Here's a piece that's that is clever and thought provoking.

Share some quotes you like.

"pray too seldom."

- George Carlin

Hmmm...George Carlin telling people to pray more? I seem to recall him being pretty vocal about how dumb praying is (I'm thinking of his bit about being a sun/Pesci worshipper).
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Re: Random quote thread
« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2008, 01:44:22 PM »
"Because it's bullshit. And it's bad for ya"

-George Carlin
I HATE the bridge.
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Re: Random quote thread
« Reply #19 on: April 12, 2008, 03:12:48 PM »
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/paradox.asp

I thought I recognised this from somewhere.

And here's Carlin's response:

http://georgecarlin.com/home/dontblame.html
« Last Edit: April 12, 2008, 03:27:32 PM by Tachyon »
Do you speak two languages?

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Re: Random quote thread
« Reply #20 on: April 12, 2008, 03:46:55 PM »
I didn't copypasta the original post from here http://www.xdude.com/paradox.htm

oh well.