Sears Vacuum Department

[nocturnalfrost]

I called sears to find a wet dry vac to suck blood out of carpet.  I was transfered to the vacuum department where the lady asked about the blood.
 
I replied that the blood was all puddly, and the I have seen these vacuums suck water out of carpet and I thought that they would do the same to blood.

She didn't sound very happy about the question and then I decided to distract her b asking if they also sold hack saws and police scanners.   

At this point, she put me on hold and then came back to inform me that she wasn't comfortable witht this call and the Sears could not help me.

I have this recorded. 

[nocturnalfrost]

Here is the link on my 1337 music page, sorry about the feedback in the beginning..

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=107589748

[Oilik]

Your voice scares me.

[Tachyon]

This prank is also fun in person, I think actually I ripped it off of Brad at some point.

Protip: Don't bother with this one post explanation/one post link thing. Just post the link and we'll figure out what it is.

[nocturnalfrost]

Yeah, I never posted a prank here before. I am glad my voice scares you.