Chris Tomkinson

[rbcp]

http://christomkinson.wordpress.com/2007/10/30/chris-tomkinson-christopher-tomkinson-ct/

This guy, whose name happens to be Chris Tomkinson, says, "I habitually get cactused by little socially inept kids."  Just because his name is Chris Tomkinson.  That rules.  He's not the Chris Tomkinson, though.  I wonder if the real one has ever dealt with random cactusing by inept kids because of PLA.  He's always stayed pretty well-hidden on the net, though el_jefe and I did find his Myspace recently.

If you don't happen to know who Chris Tomkinson is, this old PLA issue gives you an idea.

[BaconStrips]

http://christomkinson.wordpress.com/2007/10/30/chris-tomkinson-christopher-tomkinson-ct/

This guy, whose name happens to be Chris Tomkinson, says, "I habitually get cactused by little socially inept kids."  Just because his name is Chris Tomkinson.  That rules.  He's not the Chris Tomkinson, though.  I wonder if the real one has ever dealt with random cactusing by inept kids because of PLA.  He's always stayed pretty well-hidden on the net, though el_jefe and I did find his Myspace recently.

If you don't happen to know who Chris Tomkinson is, this old PLA issue gives you an idea.

There is one here in AZ. I used to think it was the original. Is it him?

[rbcp]

Yeah, he lives in Arizona.  You'll notice in that blog entry, that Chris Tomkinson says he's not a database analyst in Phoenix.  I wonder if that's the real Chris' job.  I'm too lazy to make an account on LinkedIn and look at his full profile.

[rogueclown]

i already have a LinkedIn profile.

this is what it says about our little friend in the Phoenix, Arizona area...

**********

Current

        * Database Analyst at Wells Fargo

Past

        * Systems Analyst at Qwest
        * Environmental Health Specialist at Maricopa County

Education

        * DeVry University
        * Illinois State University

Summary

Application Developer, Database Administrator, and Project Manager in a wide variety of business applications. Particularly interested in client/server and relational database design using Oracle and MS-SQL Server. Always interested in automation projects and utilizing new software and hardware tools to improve productivity and drive innovation.
Specialties:

- SQL Server and Oracle development and administration.
- VB.Net and ASP.net development environments.
- Cisco router and switch, OSPF and BGP protocol experience.

[rbcp]

That's definitely him.

[rogueclown]

dare i ask why Chris Tomkinson is the butt of so many PLA jokes?  i've been reading enough stuff to know he's the target of revenge and jokes around here, but not long enough to know what he did to deserve it.   

[Nod]

He pissed off RBCP. I don't remember how exactly. It may or may not have involved a girl. I'm too lazy to go look. It's definitely somewhere on one of Arbie's sites though.

[Tachyon]

I always figured he was just a lame friend of RBCPs that he eventually got bored of and felt like screwing with.

[Nod]

That may have been it too. The marijuana makes my memory a little fuzzy.

[rbcp]

Chris did mess around with my girlfriend a little back then, but that actually didn't piss me off.  Instead I made a mental note to find a better girlfriend.  She was kind of a slut.

The thing that Chris did to me was steal a cassette tape from my room.  I never knew about it until he let it slip to my girlfriend and she told me.  It wasn't that big of deal really, it just made me not trust him anymore.  But the reason that eljefe and I started harassing him was because he stole a couple Nintendo games from eljefe's room.  He was pissed about that.

So it started out with eljefe harassing him, telling me about it, putting me on the phone for some of it, then I started joining in on it because it was so funny.  It became our favorite pasttime to sit on the phone for hours doing horrible things to Chris.

PLA003 orgially had the name Darin McCall in it as the example name.  Darin was a guy that Chris and I used to mess with on BBSes.  But when I rewrote everything as PLA, I changed it to Chris' name.

[rogueclown]

he should have know better than to steal stuff...especially from known phone pranksters.  what did he *think* was gonna happen if he pissed you guys off?

[Nod]

I guess I do sorta know my PLA history. I wasn't too far off.

[Tachyon]

Another point on the big board for herbal reinforcement!

[nova]

If you don't happen to know who Chris Tomkinson is, this old PLA issue gives you an idea.

if you dont know who Chris Tomkinson is then your not a real pla fan

[BaconStrips]

fan/junkie