Thanks for the suggestions and replies, everyone. I'm seriously going to try to use/do them all. Anyway, I went ahead and bought a 500 GB external hard drive, which was totally more than I needed but they scam you into it. I mean, seriously, a 300GB hard drive was $80 and a 500 GB one was $90. Stupid con artists, they knew you would have no choice but to chose the more expensive one! But I digress...
So I'm probably going to keep it, because like MattGSX said, I really should have one just in case. As to whether or not I'll try to gut it, fill the empty shell (with soda cans and PLA stuff of course), and take it back: I seriously doubt I have the balls. How much trouble could I get in?
Anyway, thanks again my home skillets.