Author Topic: I'm depressed.  (Read 3122 times)

Offline SpaceBison

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Re: I'm depressed.
« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2008, 07:05:40 PM »
And what about other animals you've killed? Didn't you ever once think about all those poor cute cows you've killed by eating at McDonalds? And even if you don't eat there, you allowed to killing to continue by not burning the place down. Save your soul, don't allow another cow to be killed while you do nothing.


MelloKira, look into my big brown eyes and tell me that I don't deserve to live. Don't you remember all the fun times we've had together frolicking in the pasture? Please save me, burn down McDonalds.

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Re: I'm depressed.
« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2008, 08:51:52 PM »
Yeah right like that shit mcdonalds sells is actually from a cow.
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Re: I'm depressed.
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2008, 05:03:49 PM »
I just had to kill a rabbit. I've never had to kill anything before. My dog attacked it, and it was dark outside so I couldn't really see. And I had to jump on my dog and wrestle him down to get it out of his mouth. But by that time the rabbit (whom I named Ivory) was badly injured. His intestines and stomach were hanging out and his back legs were broken. After caring for Ivory for almost 2 hours, little bugs began to cover him and I was forced to end his suffering. So now I'm really depressed. Someone please cheer me up.


hahahahahahahahaha.  how long have you been here?

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Also, you don't name animals that are food items. EVER.

this is why we still call my dog "Dog".
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Offline Zazen

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Re: I'm depressed.
« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2008, 01:19:21 AM »
Someone please cheer me up.

Cheer yourself up by going shopping for a dog leash. But get to the store early so you can stare at the leash blankly for several hours before making a decision.