Online Chat Prank!

[infadiern]

So, there are these sites where you can get live help. Why not mess with them?

You are now customer number 2 in the queue.
You are now customer number 1 in the queue.
You are now speaking with ****!
****: Welcome to ********! My name is ****. How may I help you today?
you : ...
****: What may I help you with today?
you : Hey, do you have anything cactus colored?
you : I love cacti, i collect them
****: You are looking for the green or with a actual picture of Cactus on it?
you : No, cactus COLORED...cant you read?
****: Any specific item you are interested in?
you : I dont know.... a shoe?
****: Are you looking for men, women or kids?
you : Just 1 (one) shoe
you : can you do this?
****: We do not sell just one shoe.
you : THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
you : I demand to speak to your mother OR the manager
you : or you....i guess
****: I do not have the ability to transfer this chat to a manager. I would be happy to have one of them call you. May I have your name and number>
you : Cactus C. Cacti.... (I changed my name to honor the plant i love so)

And this point, my computer shut down, because I forgot to plug it in.
I restarted a chat.

You are now speaking with *****!
*****: Welcome to ********! My name is *****. How may I help you today?
you : I was chit chatting along and my computer ran outta juice....or battery life.....can we pick up where we left off?
*****: I would be happy to help you.
you : I asked about clothing cactus colored... a shoe......just one shoe.....can you do this?
*****: We are not able to offer just one shoe, but a pair. Is that what you are referring to?
you : I guess but my cactus cannot wear 2 shoes.... just one... I cannot believe you dont know cacti only have one "base"...
***** left the chat.

Come on...
New one.

You are now speaking with *****!
*****: Welcome to ********! My name is *****. How may I help you today?
you : hey, you just cut me off
you : Now, I could buy two shoes, but that leaves me with one shoes I dont need.
you : hello?
you : My cactus need arch support of the finest quality
*****: Is they anything I can help you with other than that?
you : One sleeved shirts?
you : for the cactus, of course
You are prevented from using Live Help.

Well now... I guess my cactus cannot get a good wardrobe.
Also, it looks like im "banned." Hmmm... that always wears off in a day.
Look out for more, if anyone likes this...

[Magus]

That was good, but it would have been better if you shot up heroine and then your school.

[infadiern]

Umm... no thanks... 

[m0rdekai]

That was good, but it would have been better if you shot up heroine and then your school.

Thats nod's line.

[Nod]

That was good, but it would have been better if you shot up heroine and then your school.

You're right. Except for the this was good part.

That was good, but it would have been better if you shot up heroine and then your school.

Thats nod's line.

That's all right. I don't mind.

So, there are these sites where you can get live help. Why not mess with them?

Because we did this already. That's why.

[Magus]

That was good, but it would have been better if you shot up heroine and then your school.

Totally Nods line... No imagination whatsoever. Gotta steal from someone else so for your enthiusiasm i'm giving Nod the +1 for your effort.

And here's a -1 for you for being a fucking kiss-ass.

[m0rdekai]

That was good, but it would have been better if you shot up heroine and then your school.

Thats nod's line.

That was good, but it would have been better if you shot up heroine and then your school.

Totally Nods line... No imagination whatsoever. Gotta steal from someone else so for your enthiusiasm i'm giving Nod the +1 for your effort.

So someone should be giving me +1 for your effort?  You just did exactly what you criticized him on.  You fail so hard it almost hurts to watch...  Anyway. Enjoy your -1.