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Offline DEADFOOL

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searching for the truth
« on: July 21, 2008, 08:06:14 AM »
How many licks does it take to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? 
I'm looking for the official answer here.  Not the one proposed by Mr. Owl!
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Re: searching for the truth
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2008, 12:21:51 AM »
Can a mod pl0x just delete all his posts? It'll make the threads he started really funny to read...
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Re: searching for the truth
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2008, 04:50:58 AM »
who gave him a l33t p01n7?

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Re: searching for the truth
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2008, 03:05:19 AM »
How many licks does it take to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? 
I'm looking for the official answer here.  Not the one proposed by Mr. Owl!

Dear DEADFOOL,

I searched YouTube for the answer... it really is amazing how many people have wondered this exact same thing.  It's fun watching tween girls lick for 12 hours ("I can't lick anymore!!") <a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/yJ4aoiIMs8M&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/yJ4aoiIMs8M&rel=1</a> and then talk all funny when they report their results.  Or maybe they talk all funny since they're nerdy youtube tweens... anyway...

One of the girls said 14,532 licks and the other had 8,652 licks.  Considering these girls both licked over the same 12 hours and had such different results... I am going to say that much depends on the surface area that your tongue can cover.  One of these girls is going to be much more popular in high school methinks.

I'd check myself, but I have better things to do with my tongue... like...  err...  stick it out at you :P

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Re: searching for the truth
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2008, 03:06:27 AM »
I wonder... were those girls intentionally making a soft-core porn video for you tube???  :nonsense:
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Re: searching for the truth
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2008, 06:36:03 AM »
Whats a tween?

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Re: searching for the truth
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2008, 07:56:55 AM »
One of these girls is going to be much more popular in high school methinks.


I bet it won't be the fat one.

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Re: searching for the truth
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2008, 11:52:00 PM »
One of these girls is going to be much more popular in high school methinks.


I bet it won't be the fat one.

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Re: searching for the truth
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2008, 08:19:12 PM »
Whats a tween?

Dear nova,

Actually, tweens are a big deal in marketing these days.  The definition of a "tween" is usually between 8-12 years old... short for "between" child and teen.

Here is a 12 year old singing to give you an idea of what it's like to be a "tween":

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/7uueWD_p8TI&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/7uueWD_p8TI&rel=1</a>

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