So I get this email the other day from this guy who seems to have more time on his hands than even me! I'll let you read the emails as it's easier then me trying to explain...
My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.You should get a kick out of this
Here it goes:From:
'Adam' <dsiatom@tampabay.rr.com>
Sent: Sun May 28 4:24
To: <bobby_pyn@phoneprideworldwide.com>
Priority: Normal
Subject: No Subject
Type: Embeded HTML/TextI have been listening to some of these cd's that you all are selling and I really don't get it. It says they are supposed to be ball busting and laugh out load funny but calling someone and telling them there card didn't go there and they need to come down to redo it just isn't funny, it was stupid, I kept waiting for the funny part and it never came but they want to charge someone 9.99 for it?. Also why don't you have any from llvllidget & killinyoursound. They are in yahoo rooms used to be on am radio out of Tampa and have done a lot of funny calls like calling the funeral home as an 80 year old woman and asking for her husband back just long enough to make the Christmas cards photo shoot NOW THAT WAS BALL BUSTING. Then just last night they pranked the #1 radio station in Hawaii HOT 93.9 and managed to get on the air then they are using there recordings to promote the memorial day show for the radio station. I have never heard a prank by them that wasn't funny, they really never cuss but make it just crazy enough so that to the person it might be real. I'm telling you if you want to sell a cd please get llvllidget cause I would buy anything they put out. Please get them.
From: <bobby_pyn@phoneprideworldwide.com>
Sent: Sat Jul 22 23:31
To: 'Adam' <dsiatom@tampabay.rr.com>
Priority: Normal
Subject: Re: No Subject
Type: Text I have taken what you said in to consideration and after much thought I still
think you are not my target audience. Why would we put anyone else on our CD's and
try to sell it? That would be copyright issues!
Glad to know you only listened to one call to make your mind up about the CD's,
or at least that's all you talked about...
Please feel free to not visit he site anymore since it does't make you laugh
anyway
Later days sexy!
From: 'Adam' <dsiatom@tampabay.rr.com>
Sent: Sun Jul 23 9:55
To: <bobby_pyn@phoneprideworldwide.com>
Priority: Normal
Subject: Re: No Subject
Type: Embeded HTML/Text If you would have read what I wrote to you and understood it I said I have been listening to some of your CDs not just one call. To me and others that were in the rooms and at the club couldn't find one of the calls that was even remotely funny. And not your target audience? Unless your target is under 13 and over 87 then our group is in your target range. Also I didn't tell you to go out and steal from llvllidget's CD's I thought you all could have him do some calls for your cd that would make it funnier, plus hes on the radio. Feel free not to take any suggestions and have a crappy CD.
Later gator
From: <bobby_pyn@phoneprideworldwide.com>
Sent: Sun Jul 23 22:55
To: 'Adam' <dsiatom@tampabay.rr.com>
Priority: Normal
Subject: Re: No Subject
Type: TextOur target audience is 88+, sorry you lose
From: 'Adam' <dsiatom@tampabay.rr.com>
Sent: Mon Jul 24 22:17
To: <bobby_pyn@phoneprideworldwide.com>
Priority: Normal
Subject: Re: No Subject
Type: Embeded HTML/Text88+ can we quote you on that one for our radio show?
From: bobby_pyn@phoneprideworldwide.com
Date: 07/27/06 01:49:26
To: 'Adam'
Subject: Re: No SubjectNo, you may only quote the part where it says "you lose
"
Your emails are starting to come quite often...do you have a crush on me?
From: 'Adam' <dsiatom@tampabay.rr.com>
Sent: Thu Jul 27 8:23
To: <bobby_pyn@phoneprideworldwide.com>
Priority: Normal
Subject: Re: No Subject
Type: Embeded HTML/Text There having a vote on there web site and so far its 100% in their favor. I guess sometimes you just cant fake talent. Maybe you all should go to a humor class or something cause like I've said there wasn't 1 funny call in any of your samples, and if your gonna tell me that the funny calls are on the cd then why not use them as the samples then leave the crap on the cd. Look I feel bad for you guys I wish I knew what it was like to not be funny and to be a loser but the world always needs ditch diggers and maybe you all should just find a new profession. Maybe writing fiction could be your calling, you all certainly have a knack for it. I mean your feedback quotes from "buyers" was funny to read. Maybe if you all gather that tiny bit of loose skin between your legs and form 1 pair of balls you could leave a phone number where they could call you and show you what a real prank call sounds like. I win
From: bobby_pyn@phoneprideworldwide.com
Date: 07/27/06 21:25:04
To: 'Adam'
Subject: Re: No Subject wow! This love letter was quite long
I think you really do like me but it's
kinda like in grade school where you pick on the one's you like...
BTW, call me anytime lover 206-666-DEAD
Please leave a message and don't wuss out
On Fri Jul 28 13:58 , 'Adam' <dsiatom@tampabay.rr.com> sent: As much fun as you claim to be having reading what I write to you, your lack of
an answer and lame attempt to bother me shows me that I am having a great effect
on you. I know the truth can hurt sometimes but I'm only doing it to help you
guys find some real talent
I win again
From: Bobby Pyn
Date: 07/28/06 22:50:17
To: 'Adam'
Subject: Re: No Subject OFMG please stop with all the emails your hurting my feelings and I can't sleep
at night! Your making my doctors rich with all the new anti depression scripts
they are writing for me...I can't eat or anything...BTW that reminds me, how did
you like the pic I sent you? Look familiar?
My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself. Oh and you still lose funny guy!
PS- Why no phone call? You said you could help us with some humor tips
right...come on...I'll give it to you again
206-666-DEAD, the last four = 3323, maybe that's why you didn't call?
My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself. I guess your mad cause your mom got called? LOLZ!!!#$^W%
From: 'Adam' <dsiatom@tampabay.rr.com>
Sent: Fri Jul 28 20:52
To: <bobby_pyn@phoneprideworldwide.com>
Priority: Normal
Subject: Re: No SubjectThat pic does look familiar, I saw him in one of those's side show attractions. I never knew u and him were an item though. I'm glad to see that you don't mind being a proud gay man in the field of comedy. Speaking of mom's didn't I see your mom in a black outfit swinging from a crane knocking buildings over? Anyway I am glad that I am starting to really get to you. The fact that you are so upset that you cant function makes me laugh. I bet you sit up all night and day thinking about ways to try to get me back huh?
My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself. its ok must be nice collecting a government check. One day you will take that spit rag off from around your neck and that helmet off of your head and realize that someone like you will never achieve the success of someone like me and I hope you can find help for your sad lonely ways.
Oh and BTW I win now and forever for you see you are now blocked
I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN
hahahahaha.....this guy is great!
Here's the pic I found of him that I was talking about
then another one I...um...found
My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.Looks like he got a little upset
hmmmm....internet stalkers are so strange sometimes
My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself. 
