Prayer Call Hotiline Prank

[ravenmaddox]

The following were recorded last night / this morning. As you'll hear, I had a doctor's visit yesterday and I received some rather upsetting news. Not really knowing how to handle the news - I went to a bar. After a night at the bar I decided that what I really needed was some spiritual guidance, so I called up a christian prayer hotline, but they didn't seem very christian to me...

Prayer 1

even my cactus gets no respect?!?

Prayer 2

After a few calls I finally found someone more concerned about my spirituality and the direction it was taking my life...

Prayer 3

In the end, I still have my problem and no one was willing to pray for me. i guess that Canadians just don't like my belief system.

At the presumtion of LordNod's request, I have made the following clip of my chat.

I don't have cake...

(mirrored post)


EDIT: Fixed the Prayer 3 link...

[greenhippo33]

Man, those are awsome I was in there early last night but my phone died so I went to bed sucks that I missed these.


Thanks for the post

[vixen]

we gotta do this again sometime i had fun on the bridge last night

[Nod]

TONIGHT! WE PRANK IN HELL!

[ravenmaddox]

O M G YES!!! !!! !!! THAT JUST GAVE ME THE MOST AWESOME IDEA !!! !!! !!!

A follow up indeed... do you still have that number??? And I want more!!! I Need more prayer line numbers... It'll prolly suck since I'm so excited about it, but I feel compelled now... I must keep it under my hat for a few more hours... ... ...

[Kilmoric]

Here is a number for a Prayer Hotline ...  It is supposed to be answered 24 hours a day.  1-800-982-8032

[CerealKiller]

My ass has fallen off due to laughter. I still wanna talk to Pat Robertson.

[ravenmaddox]

Does anyone have that Canadian prayer line number we had called? I can't find it anywhere...

So far my follow up calls have sucked... maybe because I didn't have anyone listening with me as I recorded... or maybe I am too sober now... Oh well... I can fix those problems... ... ...