I haz a time machine.
A fucktardis?
I kid, Sidepocket, you know I <3 you.
Dressed up like a schoolgirl, went to a bar, drank a lot, had a ton of fun.
During the evening, a guy approached us enshrouded in black with 2 blow up dolls attached on either side with brown stuff on their mouths.
Ever see that website 2 girls, 1 cup, he asked?
Yeah, you should have dressed up as goatse, I replied.
He looked at me quizzically and asked goache?
Never mind, I replied.