« previous next »
Pages: [1]

Author Topic: I found something amazing in my laundry today.  (Read 1825 times)

Offline Zell

  • Junior Phone Loser
  • **
  • Posts: 46
  • 1337 13V3L: +6/-15
I found something amazing in my laundry today.
« on: December 07, 2008, 07:54:05 PM »
So I do my laundry in an apartment complex.  The machines are public; everyone does their laundry in the same place.  Well, I washed my clothes and went out for a long time.  I came back to find a note on my washer saying, "I put your clothes in the dryer.  Hope you don't mind."  So I'm like "Hey, cool, I saved $1.25."  I come back an hour later and fold all of my laundry.

I find a jacket that's not mine.  It was blue, kinda thick, and low quality. Then, a logo caught my eye:

"Wal-Mart Tire and Lube express."

At first, I was going to be a good samaritan and bring it back to the local Wal-Mart.  But then I listened to PLA Radio Episode #21.

Not only will no employee question me while on the phone, but I can mess with customers and try to see if I can get "fired" by "my" manager.

Fun will ensue.
Logged

Offline SpaceBison

  • Boldly Going Where No Buffalo Has Gone Before
  • PLA South American Ambassador
  • *****
  • Posts: 504
  • 1337 13V3L: +35/-24
  • Boldly Going Where No Buffalo Has Gone Before
    • Space Bison: Boldly Going Where No Buffalo Has Gone Before
Re: I found something amazing in my laundry today.
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2008, 08:56:17 PM »
Hang out by the women's fitting rooms with a bottle of 10w40 and offer patrons free vaginal lubrication.
Logged

Don't like my signature? Click on it to make a new one!

Offline liife

  • PLA Nation Citizen
  • *
  • Posts: 1056
  • 1337 13V3L: +8/-5
Re: I found something amazing in my laundry today.
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2008, 10:09:57 AM »
Quote from: SpaceBison on December 07, 2008, 08:56:17 PM
Hang out by the women's fitting rooms with a bottle of 10w40 and offer patrons free vaginal lubrication.

That idea is incredibly dumb.

What you should do instead is "report into work" and then go to the cars that are being worked on, and fart in the seat. They will never be able to wash out that shame.
Logged
It looks like you got hit in the face with that egg and you want to eat it too.

Offline Magus

  • PLA Minion
  • *****
  • Posts: 654
  • 1337 13V3L: +56/-108
  • "The forums token cranky old man." -Jenn
    • sebanderson.com
Re: I found something amazing in my laundry today.
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2008, 11:59:50 AM »
Maybe you should just give the shirt back considering he did pay to dry your laundry.
Logged

Offline afreak

  • Area codes I have had numbers to: 604. 780, 778, 403, 250, 206, 360, 643
  • Elite Cactus Squad
  • Cactus Zombie
  • *****
  • Posts: 367
  • 1337 13V3L: +44/-36
  • Also known as "Alberta"
Re: I found something amazing in my laundry today.
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2008, 04:17:20 PM »
Quote from: Magus on December 09, 2008, 11:59:50 AM
Maybe you should just give the shirt back considering he did pay to dry your laundry.
Agreed.
Logged

Offline ApprenticePhreak

  • PLA Junkie
  • *****
  • Posts: 825
  • 1337 13V3L: +48/-12
Re: I found something amazing in my laundry today.
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2008, 04:26:29 PM »
Quote from: Alberta on December 09, 2008, 04:17:20 PM
Quote from: Magus on December 09, 2008, 11:59:50 AM
Maybe you should just give the shirt back considering he did pay to dry your laundry.
Agreed.

Thrice agreed. However finding a sucker later on is highly advised and taking their jacket is A.O.K.
Logged

Offline afreak

  • Area codes I have had numbers to: 604. 780, 778, 403, 250, 206, 360, 643
  • Elite Cactus Squad
  • Cactus Zombie
  • *****
  • Posts: 367
  • 1337 13V3L: +44/-36
  • Also known as "Alberta"
Re: I found something amazing in my laundry today.
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2008, 04:41:04 PM »
I recall someone from one of the HOPE talks discussing how he got a hold of golf shirts that had various telecommunication companies on them. Apparently he has a whole stack of shirts that have the Qwest, Verizon, AT&T, etc logos on them.

I wonder how far you could get with those?
Logged

Offline SpaceBison

  • Boldly Going Where No Buffalo Has Gone Before
  • PLA South American Ambassador
  • *****
  • Posts: 504
  • 1337 13V3L: +35/-24
  • Boldly Going Where No Buffalo Has Gone Before
    • Space Bison: Boldly Going Where No Buffalo Has Gone Before
Re: I found something amazing in my laundry today.
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2008, 04:53:48 PM »
Quote from: Magus on December 09, 2008, 11:59:50 AM
Maybe you should just give the shirt back considering he did pay to dry your laundry.
It's probably not his since he likely only put his clothes in the dryer in order to free up the washing machine.
Logged

Don't like my signature? Click on it to make a new one!
Pages: [1]
« previous next »