I can see her logic, though. Well, sorta...
McDonalds sold her less than what she ordered.
Then they tried to give her a McDouble to make up for the difference, but she didn't want it.
She wanted a refund, and they wouldn't give her one.
This is, technically, a legal matter.
And who do you call when somebody breaks the law?
Why, the police of course!
And what's their number?
Why, 911 of course! (it's their emergency number, but probably the only one most people know).
So yeah,
She's still a Fatty Fat McFat Fuck if she cares that much about a few chicken nuggets
But I can see where she made the mistake.
Five years in jail should set her straight!