Apartment Manager Calls

[rbcp]

http://www.phonelosers.org/media/apartment/apartment_rbcp_cement_toilet.mp3 I upset a manager over the cement I flushed down the toilet.

http://www.phonelosers.org/media/apartment/apartment_rbcp_toilet_problems.mp3 I upset a manager over the cement sand I flushed down the toilet.

http://www.phonelosers.org/media/apartment/apartment_rob_sudo_personal_home_number.mp3 Sudo and Rob The Hyena complain about the 2 inches of water in their apartment.

http://www.phonelosers.org/2011/05/installation-of-sand-in-my-apartment/ This post on phonelosers.org has a lot more of these.

I'm posting these to ask you guys for ideas of what other insane ideas we could use to upset apartment managers.  Me and r0xy called another one today and told them that our meth lab emissions were causing the walls to get moldy.  We told another one that the bees we keep in our apartment were causing problems for us.  And last week I told a guy that I installed a urinal, but just ran the drain line into the wall.  Yesterday r0xy said she spilled 2 gallons of black paint all over the carpet.  Seems like this is the most versatile prank call idea ever.  There are unlimited possibilities with retarded problems you could cause in your apartment.

So post some ideas here and maybe we can try them out.  What's the stupidest thing we could possibly do inside our apartment?  Overclocking the hot water heater?  Rigging up the garbage disposal to a 220 volt line so that it chops things up faster?  Painting the carpet a different color?  MOWING the carpet!  Give us ideas!  Or make your own calls and post them here.

[markov]

http://www.phonelosers.org/media/apartment/apartment_rob_sudo_personal_home_number.mp3 Sudo and Rob The Hyena complain about the 2 inches of water in their apartment.

I haven't heard the others yet, but caught this one the other day and thought it was funny as hell. 

Rigging up the garbage disposal to a 220 volt line so that it chops things up faster? 

This is pretty hilarious.

[rbcp]

Apartment managers are huge jerks about meth labs.

[nyphonejacks]

a "neighbor" of the meth lab should call them back and complain about "shady characters" coming and going into/out of that apartment at all hours of the day and night, and that this "neighbor" thinks they smell drugs coming from that apartment...

[thesink]

You should call up asking for advice on how to properly stalk your attractive neighbor. Ask if they'd be willing to send maintenance over to drill a hole between your two showers so that you can look in on her from your own. Ask advice about installing hidden cameras and offer to share the images with the manager.

[Nod]

Meth lab is probably going to get the biggest reaction from apartment managers but you could always try mold growing from the water dripping from your hydroponic marijuana growing operation. Or maybe the high powered lights from it are causing the paint to peel/fade or started a small fire that you put out and now there's damage all over the apartment.