Me: When u gunna let me tap that?
Rhianna: right naow lawl
Me: sweet, where at?
Rhianna: lul what?
Me: Where do u wanna get it on?
Rhianna: sarcasm?
Me: no, seriously
[Then she stopped texting me.]
Here's an attempt with my friend Ryan:
Me: Hey, when u gunna let me tap that?
Ryan: haha, who is this?
Me: RBCP!
Ryan: What's that stand for?
Me: Really Buff Canadian Person! Now let's get it on!
Ryan: Wait, what gender are you?
Me: girl, ttly a girl.
Ryan: o ok, so then how u wanna start?
Me: HOLYSHIT U WER SRSLY GOING TO CYBER WITH A CANADIAN??!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
[I then sent him a picture of a dragon tattoo penis a friend of mine sent me a week ago and once again, I stopped receiving texts from people whose names start with 'R'.]
I would have made more, but as you can clearly see, the previous two were not very motivating enough to try more considering how retarded Ryan must be to believe that someone with the word 'buff' in their name is a woman- or could be considered an attractive woman.
However, I'm sure the RBCP we all know and love would make a very attractive woman.
