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So who would like to buy a tank?
« on: January 06, 2010, 10:03:02 AM »
I know it's so 2005, but I recovered this a few minutes ago and it was still fairly lulzy.\

http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=sr_1_14?ie=UTF8&s=miscellaneous&qid=1262800305&sr=8-14

The NAO Design JL421 Badonkadonk land cruiser is a personal recreational cruiser/battle tank with steel exterior, seating/transport room for up to 5 through internal and external seating, a top speed of 40mph, some bitching running lights and accents, and a full sound system with PA.

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Re: So who would like to buy a tank?
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2010, 10:08:28 AM »
Does it have air conditioning?
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Re: So who would like to buy a tank?
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2010, 12:52:02 PM »
Your purchase comes with unlimited pre-production consultations with NAO Design, so I imagine you could have one installed.

I'm just pissed that this can't be liscensed to drive on regular streets. This would kick the shit out of any SUV on the road, even though it can't go on the highway.

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Re: So who would like to buy a tank?
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2010, 01:07:11 PM »
Product Dimensions: 114 x 53 x 55 inches ; 1,100 pounds
Shipping Weight: 1,300 pounds
ASIN: B00067F1CE
Average Customer Review: 3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (231 customer reviews)
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #144,669 in Everything Else

I am literally rolling around on the floor all crazy-like as I laugh..

Its too thin skinned to be a real tank! Thats just an APC!
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