Stop & Shop, and Wallmart Self Checkout signs.

[Deano252]

Hi all,

I was just at the local Stop & Shop Grocery store to pick up something for lunch. I figured I only had the one thing so decided to use the self checkout.

These things were great when they first came out you could go through scan your stuff, pay and be out the door quick. Then the Technologically retarded people found out that they existed.

well today was no different. they had five self checkouts and 5 complete idiots screwing them up. So what I decided that I'm going to do is make up a word document complete with letterhead for both Stop & Shop and Walmart.

I'll be printing copies of these and posting them at various self checkout kiosks. Feel free to do the same in your area. I've attached the .doc files for both stores.

[handl3r]

My tv still works with ears

[Deano252]

Then you are exempt and are allowed to use the self checkout lane.

[Rucas]

Please learn English before creating signs.  Thank you. 

[Deano252]

One freggin typo and your bound to get at least one anal retentive ass to call you on it. 

[rbcp]

Take a picture of the sign after you put it up so I can post it on signhacker.com.

[Gad Seditious]

I would laugh my balls off if I saw this, so here's a lil'help with the errors. Good luck and get pictures! Shit, try to get video of the reactions and see how long it takes for them to get pulled down!!

I'm kinda tired so if anyone sees a mistake, fix and re-post please.

Attention Wal-Mart Customers,
Due to longer lines in our self-checkout lanes, we ask that you please refrain from using this self-checkout lane if:

•   Your IQ < 100
•   You do not know what (<) means
•   English is not a language you speak fluently
•   You cannot set the time on standard appliances (i.e. Microwave)
•   You’re still wondering why your TV does not work no matter how much you adjust the “Rabbit Ears”

The Wal-Mart Corporation is currently helping the more technologically savvy customers finalize their transactions in a timely manner so they can move on with their lives.

Thank You,
Wal-Mart Management

Attention Stop & Shop Customers,
Due to longer lines in our self-checkout lanes, we ask that you please refrain from using this self-checkout lane if:

•   Your IQ < 100
•   You do not know what (<) means
•   English is not a language you speak fluently
•   You cannot set the time on standard appliances (i.e. Microwave)
•   You’re still wondering why your TV does not work no matter how much you adjust the “Rabbit Ears”

Stop & Shop is currently helping the more technologically savvy customers finalize their transactions in a timely manner so they can
move on with their lives.

Thank You,
Stop & Shop Management

EDIT:
Or, you could leave it the way it is and add in: You did not notice any grammatical or spelling errors in this courtesy notice

[Godot]

I'm kinda tired so if anyone see's a mistake, fix and re-post please.

I'm kinda tired so if anyone sees a mistake, fix and re-post please.

You're welcome.

[Gad Seditious]

uh....thanx?

[MIB]

EDIT: Or, you could leave it the way it is and add in: You did not notice any grammatical or spelling errors in this courtesy notice

I did notice that there's no period at the end of notice.  

Actually, there's no grammar or spelling errors with your proposed self-checkout signs.

Happy sign hacking!!!
MIB