Dissection Prank

[Copyright]

So recently in my BIO class, we did a dissection of a frog. It was a funny experience. Here's what we and my friends did:
We followed the instructions, we had to frog open, pinned down, etc. It was a male, so we went around to our other friends, and got a few eggs from their female frog. We threw them around in our frog, made it look realistic, then called our teacher over and asked her what sex the frog was. She said, "I've never seen something like this before! This is amazing!" She went and got the head professor or w/e, and they both examined it for 20 minutes or so, before they claimed that it was a hermaphrodite. Funny times. 

[RushPwnsX]

Why can't I ever come up with stuff like that?   

But there was this one time when I was in middle school... the sixth grade...
I don't exactly remember how this happened:
Every Friday in science we had a lady come in and talk about drug abstinence. Sometimes she made stupid metaphors to start the lesson for the day... One of those lessons had to do with careers. So we were talking about different jobs and I said that a certain job (I don't remember what job that may have been) is very stressful. Someone with that job should take happy pills, LSD or something to mellow them out. She obviously didn't get the fact that I wasn't serious and asked me what nick names my "dealer" was calling the drugs. Some other stuff happened that I don't remember.

[Copyright]

I don't really 'come up with things' per se, I just do things without realizing(or thinking) what I'm doing. Sometimes it can be weird, harmful, destructive, etc, but most of the time it is funny. I probably have some weird condition, or it's just my ADHD.

[riginika]

Winni wrote:I see at the Apologia website for Biology that there are dissection kits and microscopes...are we not going to be using those?  I wont need this stuff for a year or so, but I am wondering now.  Thanks

[RushPwnsX]

Winni wrote:I see at the Apologia website for Biology that there are dissection kits and microscopes...are we not going to be using those?  I wont need this stuff for a year or so, but I am wondering now.  Thanks

While you do make a very compelling argument, I still stand by what I said. Immigrants are evil and don't deserve to live in America.

[Magus]

Winni wrote:I see at the Apologia website for Biology that there are dissection kits and microscopes...are we not going to be using those?  I wont need this stuff for a year or so, but I am wondering now.  Thanks

While you do make a very compelling argument, I still stand by what I said. Immigrants are evil and don't deserve to live in America.

+1 for troll.