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Busted For 911 Phone Sex
« on: November 12, 2009, 09:10:35 AM »
Florida, natch.

lorida man dialed up cops from shower "to have some fun"

NOVEMBER 12--Meet Joshua Basso. The Florida man was arrested yesterday after allegedly placing a series of obscene 911 calls during which he asked a female operator about her breasts and whether she would have sex with him. When confronted by cops, Basso would not say whether he was masturbating while talking to the operator, as he claimed during the calls, according to a Tampa Police Department report. The 29-year-old rooming house resident admitted placing the calls, but "did not think he would get in trouble for calling 911." That miscalculation resulted in Basso being charged yesterday with a misdemeanor count of misusing the 911 system (he was booked into the Hillsborough County jail, where the below mug shot was taken). Asked why he chose to dial 911 from among "all the numbers he could have called," Basso told police that his LG cell phone was out of minutes and he "called 911 because it was free."

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Re: Busted For 911 Phone Sex
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2009, 10:37:17 AM »
To all the pervs out there - 611 is free too!

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Re: Busted For 911 Phone Sex
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2009, 11:25:09 AM »
To all the pervs out there - 611 is free too!

That could be even better. Think of all the possible double entedres. (611, iirc, is repair service.)

Or at least use 311. I think the government would agree with me here since blue balls are hardly an emergency.

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Re: Busted For 911 Phone Sex
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2009, 07:04:36 PM »
I guess that beats waiting around for telemarketers to call you. :nonsense:

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