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Offline FelixNi6ht

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kicking a dog
« on: May 09, 2010, 01:41:09 PM »
my neighbors dog is super annoying and they leave it outside and the dog just jumps around and pees on MY FENCE so im super pissed should i go out there right now and just softly kick the dog(i don't wanna be to mean)
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Re: kicking a dog
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2010, 01:44:31 PM »
oh and here is a picture of the dog so you know how stupid he is

http://www.vamoosevarmint.com/opossum%20control.jpg
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Re: kicking a dog
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2010, 02:13:31 PM »
How to stop a dog from barking:

1. Kill your parents
2. Shoot up heri0n
3. Shoot up your school
4. ???
5. PROFIT!
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Re: kicking a dog
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2010, 05:42:42 PM »


If Natas can kick a dog, so can you.
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Re: kicking a dog
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2010, 01:55:38 PM »
Dont kick it, go buy some exlax, and hot dogs.  Insert the exlax in the hot dogs and toss em over the fence, The dog will enjoy the hot dogs and then shit all over the place uncontrollably. it will be better than kicking it.
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Re: kicking a dog
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2010, 03:44:44 PM »
Is the fence metal?  Run some electricity through it.
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Re: kicking a dog
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2010, 08:11:40 AM »
Buy a Dog whistle and hook it up to a air compressor?
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Re: kicking a dog
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2010, 09:24:01 AM »
I like acidpez's idea.  Maybe that would drive a neighbors dog nuts that will not stop barking.  Natas kicks animals?  And seriously, FelixNi6ht, I don't mean to sound rude, but that's the ugliest dog I have ever seen.
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Re: kicking a dog
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2010, 03:03:18 PM »
Wait a minute. That's not a dog....
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Re: kicking a dog
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2010, 09:42:17 PM »
Quote from: Nod on May 14, 2010, 03:03:18 PM
Wait a minute. That's not a dog....
yeah, it's just a stupid cat. kick it anyway
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Re: kicking a dog
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2010, 12:37:28 PM »
I don't think that's a kitty. I think it's a mongoose.
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Re: kicking a dog
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2010, 06:02:39 AM »
Quote from: Nod on May 14, 2010, 03:03:18 PM
Wait a minute. That's not a dog....
Its an Opossum. I shot one with a .22, and it did not move.
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Re: kicking a dog
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2010, 03:00:15 PM »
you shot a .22 in NYC?
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