So, a few weeks ago Brad was so tired of 15 year olds IM'ing him on AIM, he gave his account to me. He says he doesn't know how these people find his screenname, as apprently, it isn't in too many places.
Not much fun stuff happened, but this one weirdo IM'ed me all the time:
(16:16:03) patman1540: Sorry, Brad, my mouse wasn't working there
(16:16:10) patman1540: where were we?
(16:16:19) roybeecp: Do I know your first name?
(16:16:27) roybeecp: since when did we become all buddy buddy?
(16:16:32) patman1540: not that hard to figure out
(16:16:34) roybeecp: that we can use names in conversation?
(16:16:45) patman1540: I'm sorry rb
(16:16:54) patman1540: I'm Pat, nice to meet you
(16:17:18) patman1540: you probably recognize my voice from the bridge
(16:18:02) roybeecp: YEAH BECAUSE I WOULD EVER GO ON THE FUCKING BRIDGE
(16:18:06) roybeecp: WITH ALL THE FIFTEEN YEAR OLDS
(16:18:38) patman1540: Must have been some 15 year old impersonating you then >.>
(16:19:22) roybeecp: more than likely it was probably murd0c.
(16:19:29) patman1540: heh
(16:19:49) patman1540: perhaps
(16:21:18) roybeecp: you're a loser.
(16:21:22) roybeecp: you should give up on phreaking
(16:21:32) patman1540: that's not very nice RB
(16:21:47) patman1540: I won't let a 1337 phreaker stop me
(16:21:53) patman1540: even if he's the 1337es
(16:21:57) patman1540: 1337est*
(16:22:04) patman1540: I still have much to learn, i admit
(16:23:35) patman1540: You must teach me the way, Brad
(16:25:16) roybeecp: WHAT TEH FUCK?
(16:25:22) roybeecp: What makes you think I have any skills?
(16:25:24) roybeecp: Jesus.
(16:25:29) roybeecp: I'm like a magnet for fifteen year old boys.
(16:25:35) patman1540: you do Brad, believe in yourself
(16:25:38) roybeecp: I should refer you to John Draper
(16:25:51) patman1540: You must Believe Brad
(16:27:20) patman1540: besides, my mom remembers you, she lived in Alton, you probably did her sometime
(16:27:25) patman1540: Brad, are you my dad?
(16:27:30) patman1540: XD
(16:30:30) patman1540: Ok Brad, I'll talk to you Later
(16:30:33) patman1540: Nice Chatting with you
(16:30:34) roybeecp: fuck you.
(16:30:36) patman1540: Bye Brad
(16:30:40) roybeecp: I hope you die.
(16:30:44) patman1540: Thanks =)
(16:30:50) patman1540: Later Brad
(16:30:59) roybeecp: fuck you
(16:31:27) patman1540: Thanks! I'll know i'll be a 1337 phreaker with some training
(16:31:37) patman1540: C'ya Dude
(16:31:40) roybeecp: no you wont.
(16:31:43) roybeecp: phreaking is dead.
(16:31:46) patman1540: nay
(16:31:55) patman1540: it's more alive then ever
(16:31:59) patman1540: you just haven't found it yet
(16:32:05) roybeecp: I think i would have.
(16:32:05) patman1540: keep searching brad, keep searching
(16:32:09) roybeecp: because i invented phreaking
(16:32:09) roybeecp: okay
(16:32:10) patman1540: keep searching
(16:32:31) patman1540: searching searching
(16:33:41) patman1540: The precise origins of phone phreaking are unknown, although it is believed that phreak-like experimentation began with widespread deployment of automatically switched telephone networks. Modern day phreaking is more likely to be traced to the United States in the mid-to-late 1950s when AT&T began introducing fully automatic direct-dial long distance and certain forms of trunking carriers which used in-band signalling[citation needed]. At this time, phone system experimentation began, similar to the way modern-day hackers use the Internet.
(16:33:44) roybeecp: SHUT UP!
(16:33:47) roybeecp: I DON"T CARE
(16:33:48) roybeecp: I DON"T CARE
(16:33:49) patman1540: i don't think you were alive in the 50's brad
(16:33:53) roybeecp: SHUT UP!
(16:33:59) patman1540: No
(16:34:01) patman1540: keep searching
(16:34:06) patman1540: keep searching
(16:34:40) patman1540: Bye Brad
(16:34:42) patman1540: ttyl
And then today:
(17:46:45) patman1540: can you still buy any of the PLA cds?
(17:46:50) roybeecp: no.
(17:46:57) patman1540: no?
(17:47:01) roybeecp: well
(17:47:04) roybeecp: i have the DVD
(17:47:14) roybeecp: i can send you some left over CDs
(17:47:18) roybeecp: just give me your address.
(17:47:21) patman1540: My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.
(17:47:26) roybeecp: or don't.
(17:47:29) roybeecp: whatever.
(17:47:48) patman1540: no, because then you'll get my phone number =p
(17:47:54) patman1540: and sell it to nigerian scammers
(17:48:07) patman1540: i'll get a p.o box or something =p
(17:48:10) roybeecp: do whatever you want.
(17:48:16) roybeecp: because i really could not care about you
(17:48:43) patman1540: thanks RB
(17:52:19) patman1540: here
(17:52:22) patman1540: send it to my office
(17:52:32) patman1540: them rather
(17:53:48) roybeecp: no.
(17:53:59) roybeecp: you've lost your chance on free merch.
(17:54:01) roybeecp: it was a one time thing.
(17:54:19) patman1540: ...
(17:54:58) patman1540: Chris M. Gallagher 300 South Riverside Plaza, 20th floor
(17:55:05) patman1540: AIG Domestic Claims
(17:55:23) roybeecp: no city?
(17:55:25) patman1540: oh
(17:55:29) patman1540: Chicago IL
(17:55:37) roybeecp: i'm not sending you anything.
(17:55:40) roybeecp: so, you're dumb.
(17:55:40) patman1540: 60606-6613
(17:55:48) patman1540: um
(17:55:50) patman1540: alright
(17:55:55) patman1540: can i pay you for them?
(17:56:23) roybeecp: nope
(17:56:28) patman1540: you don't want money?
(17:57:24) roybeecp: you've been bothering me for the last 4 weeks
(17:57:27) roybeecp: why would i give you anything
(17:57:30) patman1540: i dunno
(17:57:34) patman1540: because you're Brad
(17:57:45) roybeecp: no, I'm not Brad.
(17:57:56) roybeecp: this is actually murd0c on Arbie's screen name.
(17:58:05) roybeecp: and since when are you and Arbie on a fucking first name basis?
(17:58:08) patman1540: i would doubt that
(17:58:09) roybeecp: haha
(17:58:12) roybeecp: i wouldn't.
(18:00:51) patman1540: that's obviously a fake adress aswell
(18:00:56) roybeecp: nope
(18:00:56) patman1540: try to find that road
(18:00:58) roybeecp: it checks out
(18:01:13) roybeecp: i mean, not that i care anyway.
(18:01:21) roybeecp: you're just some random hanger on.
(18:01:21) patman1540: ok, try to get past security
(18:01:40) roybeecp: why do you keep trying to talk to Arbie?
(18:01:47) patman1540: i dunno
(18:01:51) roybeecp: its sad.
(18:01:52) patman1540: bored
(18:01:53) roybeecp: really
(18:04:39) roybeecp: i bet you feel stupid now
(18:04:44) patman1540: not really
(18:04:47) roybeecp: try to talk to brad all this time
(18:04:51) roybeecp: and it was just me being a dick
(18:05:28) patman1540: or you're just brad lying
(18:05:32) roybeecp: i'm not
(18:05:39) roybeecp: brad isn't even online
(18:05:42) patman1540: well you obviously can't prove it
