Some of you may remember me from previous highly successful anti-telemarketing operations such as "The Publishers Service". This call from "WCA Clearinghouse" (one of the most egregious robodialers) connected me with "American Auto Benefits". This call came in to one of my honeypots out of the blue when I wasn't expecting it, so unfortunately I only got the last 23 minutes of it recorded, but he says pretty early in the call that we've already been on the phone for over 20 minutes. He repeatedly tries to trick me into hanging up, but I refuse. There are tons of long, awkward silences and non-sequiter comments. When I accuse his managers of lying to him about their operation, it ends abruptly - how convenient!
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Hopefully you find this as epic as I did.