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Offline MIB

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Cemetery Prank
« on: February 27, 2011, 07:02:51 PM »
If you're really into practical jokes. You can do one that will have people talking for quite some time after you're dead. Of course this prank can't be done until you are are dead. On the other hand If you can pull it off while you're alive, the marks will really be confused.

This will require you to do some recon of the cemetery and check the locations of vacant burial plots. This will cost you a lot of money , not to mention a few tombstones

This prank will be more effective if your friends or relatives didn't attend the burial part of the funeral. Have a living relative tell the marks your grave is located next to the second tree on the right of the main road coming into the cemetery. That tombstone will read "Damn it for the last time I'm buried in the back. Check for the heart-shaped tombstone". When your marks go to the back of the graveyard, the second tombstone will say "At the request of the guy buried next to me, I'm now buried over near the mausoleum. Look for the tall skinny tombstone.

The third will read "I got bored waiting for you to bring me flowers, so I'm buried near the caretaker's shack"

The last and final tombstone can say anything you want. Some ideas are,

"Shit you found me"
"Haha you walked all over the cemetery to find me"
"Ummm.....I'm buried at a cemetery 20 miles away"

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Re: Cemetery Prank
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2011, 06:15:19 PM »
Will add this to my to-do list.

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Re: Cemetery Prank
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2011, 07:09:18 PM »
On the other hand If you can pull it off while you're alive, the marks will really be confused.

The last and final tombstone can say anything you want. Some ideas are,

"Shit you found me"
"Haha you walked all over the cemetery to find me"
"Ummm.....I'm buried at a cemetery 20 miles away"

MIB

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