One of the "local" stations out of Portland, OR has a couple of decent morning DJ's, even if the music kinda sucks.
They have a number of comedy CD's out, and they've put some of their bits online.
Here's an MP3 of their response when they got called (in the studio) about their long distance service (this was about 2 years ago).
Seemed kinda fitting...
http://www.kythri.net/files/Long_Dista.mp3